The ubiquitous cover girl of the Golden Age of comics!
A hero leaps into action as The Blonde in Red recoils in horror! (Not entirely sure if her horror is because she’s being threatened by gun-toting gangsters, or because she just noticed there’s a man in a very tiny skirt leaping over her head.)
The Bouncer #13, Fox Features
Hurry up, kid! The tiger looks hungry!
Black Terror #2, Pines
The Blonde in Red really should have learned by now to stay away from graveyards.
Our Flag Comics #5, Ace Magazines
Yikes! I had no idea Mr. Whedon hosted such wild parties.
Mystery Men Comics #31, Fox Features
The Blonde in Red should talk to her agent about her recurring appearances at “Top Notch Comics”, as they seem to already be running out of ideas: I think she might be tied to the same tree by the same villain and awaiting rescue by the same heroes as last time! Not even sure if the henchmen monsters count as being different, as they might just be the same werewolves at different points in their transformation.
Top-Notch #19, MLJ
“The surprise of your life awaits you as Iron Jaw falls in love!”
(Wasn’t 100% sure if the coloring on this cover qualified as “blonde”, but the odd lighting of the scene seemed to put it close enough to strawberry blonde if you squint.)
Boy Comics #11, Lev Gleason
“A split instant more, and Joan would ride to her doom aboard the Nazi bomb that would send an American ship to the bottom of the Atlantic.”
Mystery Men #27, Fox Features
I’m less concerned about the graveyard ghouls than I am about that face the Blonde in Red is making. Someone call a doctor, I think she may be having conniptions!
Top-Notch #18 by MLJ
“One turn of the switch and the girl’s blood would forever be fused with the gorilla’s!”
Seriously, what was the thought process that would lead someone to think that A-Fishbowl-Helmet-That-Gives-A-Girl-The-Blood-Of-A-Gorilla is a worthwhile invention? Or a productive use of time and resources? Or worth getting punched in the face by the Blue Beetle?
Mystery Men Comics #26, by Fox Features
And thus the week ends the same way it began: with the Blonde in Red facing down weird looming monsters of infernal hellfire, while “Richy the Amazing Boy” and “Rang-A-Tang The Wonder Dog” look on from on high.
Blue Ribbon #14 by MLJ