Skip to content

Black Hawk Down!

Black Hawk Down! published on No Comments on Black Hawk Down!

The Blonde in a Red Dress takes a quick nap, worn out from moonlighting on another Old West cover in-between her usual romance and horror appearances.


Fighting Indians of the Wild West #1, by Avon

The Haunting Horror of This Magazine is Fantastic!

The Haunting Horror of This Magazine is Fantastic! published on 1 Comment on The Haunting Horror of This Magazine is Fantastic!

Her mother always warned her to wear clean (and armor-plated) undergarments just in case her red dress/spacesuit accidentally gets lost while being carried away by a gibbering hellbeast smashing through cement walls.


Fantastic #8, by Youthful Magazine

Trying Out A New Look

Trying Out A New Look published on No Comments on Trying Out A New Look

Our Blonde Heroine briefly tried trading in her trademark Red Dress for some White Pants, but she was upstaged by a gorilla in clown makeup.


Thun’da King of the Congo #4, by Magazine Enterprises

Firebird? Sweet!

Firebird? Sweet! published on 1 Comment on Firebird? Sweet!

Before the now-familiar children’s novel underwent extensive rewrites, the Blonde in a Red Dress was going to have a starring role in an early draft of Harry Potter and the Phoneix Who Gives Orders.


The Beyond #18, by Ace

Terror That Stalks By Night!

Terror That Stalks By Night! published on 2 Comments on Terror That Stalks By Night!

A green werewolf, green vampire, green alien blob monster… sure, why not a green zombie?
Meanwhile, the Redhead in Yellow is exhausted for filling in for the Blonde in Red, and decides to take a quick nap.


The Unseen #9, by Standard Comics

Little Al of the Secret Service #10, by Ziff-Davis

Mayhem and Monkeyshines

Mayhem and Monkeyshines published on 1 Comment on Mayhem and Monkeyshines

Apparently, “Quick, we have to dive through these French doors before those gangsters shoot us!” makes for a great (literal) pickup line.


Little Al of the Secret Service #10, by Ziff-Davis