Our Blonde Heroine briefly tried trading in her trademark Red Dress for some White Pants, but she was upstaged by a gorilla in clown makeup.
Thun’da King of the Congo #4, by Magazine Enterprises
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Firebird? Sweet!
Before the now-familiar children’s novel underwent extensive rewrites, the Blonde in a Red Dress was going to have a starring role in an early draft of Harry Potter and the Phoneix Who Gives Orders.
The Beyond #18, by Ace
Strange and Unbelievable!
The Blonde in a Red Dress passed out from exhaustion while leading the festive local Halloween parade.
Journey Into Fear #10, by Superior
Terror That Stalks By Night!
A green werewolf, green vampire, green alien blob monster… sure, why not a green zombie?
Meanwhile, the Redhead in Yellow is exhausted for filling in for the Blonde in Red, and decides to take a quick nap.
The Unseen #9, by Standard Comics
Mayhem and Monkeyshines
Apparently, “Quick, we have to dive through these French doors before those gangsters shoot us!” makes for a great (literal) pickup line.
Little Al of the Secret Service #10, by Ziff-Davis
Back for round two!
Apparently, on the way down from the roof, the Grim Reaper handed off the Blonde in Red back to the Black Terror just in time to pay a visit to the poorly dressed friends of the gangsters who started this mess.
The Black Terror #23, Pines
He’s awfully cheerful for a “grim” reaper
The Black Terror and Yellowjacket were both so distracted fighting bad guys, they let themselves get upstaged by The Grim Reaper — the only superhero who bothered to save the Blonde in Red from her rooftop peril!
Wonder Comics #7, Pines
Follow me inside, kids!
The Blonde in Red flees the theater robbery downstairs, but ends up caught in yet another hero/villain standoff up on the roof.
Yellowjacket Comics #8, Charlton
A bad hair day
It looks like the Blonde in a Red Dress is just a hop, skip and jump back to dry land and away from the pursuing battleship. Now if only she had the invulnerable-hairstyle powers of the superhero from yesterday’s cover.
Speaking of superheroes: Looking up the details of the issue, it appears that this newly arrived hero is known as “The Black Cowl”. I feel silly for not realizing that right away — it’s so obvious, what with his bright blue and red costume.
Prize Comics #9 by Prize
Green Mask meets Red Dress
At this point, the Blonde in Red should seriously consider having handles added to her dress, given how often she’s been carried like luggage.
Not sure if she’s still unconscious from yesterday’s cobra venom, or if she’s just taking a nap at the end of a long week.