…Might hit the girl!
Crime Detector #2, by Timor
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Dead Weight
Lance Storm, Queenie Starr, Dr. Foo, Jerry Jasper: They Fight Crime! (And monsters, apparently.)
Crime Mysteries #2, by Trojan
Red Light, Green Light
When dealing with temperamental co-stars, the Blonde in a Red Dress has learned to stay flexible.
Chamber Of Chills #6, by Harvey
Black Hawk Down!
The Blonde in a Red Dress takes a quick nap, worn out from moonlighting on another Old West cover in-between her usual romance and horror appearances.
Fighting Indians of the Wild West #1, by Avon
The Haunting Horror of This Magazine is Fantastic!
Her mother always warned her to wear clean (and armor-plated) undergarments just in case her red dress/spacesuit accidentally gets lost while being carried away by a gibbering hellbeast smashing through cement walls.
Fantastic #8, by Youthful Magazine
Trying Out A New Look
Our Blonde Heroine briefly tried trading in her trademark Red Dress for some White Pants, but she was upstaged by a gorilla in clown makeup.
Thun’da King of the Congo #4, by Magazine Enterprises
Firebird? Sweet!
Before the now-familiar children’s novel underwent extensive rewrites, the Blonde in a Red Dress was going to have a starring role in an early draft of Harry Potter and the Phoneix Who Gives Orders.
The Beyond #18, by Ace
Strange and Unbelievable!
The Blonde in a Red Dress passed out from exhaustion while leading the festive local Halloween parade.
Journey Into Fear #10, by Superior
Terror That Stalks By Night!
A green werewolf, green vampire, green alien blob monster… sure, why not a green zombie?
Meanwhile, the Redhead in Yellow is exhausted for filling in for the Blonde in Red, and decides to take a quick nap.
The Unseen #9, by Standard Comics
Mayhem and Monkeyshines
Apparently, “Quick, we have to dive through these French doors before those gangsters shoot us!” makes for a great (literal) pickup line.
Little Al of the Secret Service #10, by Ziff-Davis