If the Blonde in a Red Dress looked too much like an unsympathetic man-stealer earlier this week, keep in mind that she’s been on the other side of the romantic triangle equation too. Such is the tragic love life of a romance comic cover girl.
Romantic Hearts #4, Story
The Blonde in a Red Dress misunderstood the warning because it was phrased as a double negative.
Romantic Adventures #1, ACG
Is it just me, or does the Red Dress look like it’s frowning?
First Love Illustrated #3, Harvey Comics
I dunno, maybe the Blonde in a Red Dress should ask Persephone for advice?
Complete Romance #1, Avon
Just because the Blonde in Red is back from vacation doesn’t mean that her mind is back on her job.
Romantic Adventures #6, ACG
“Darling, will we be as happy on The Great White Way as we’ve been here in this dark featureless void?”
Broadway Romances #3, Quality
Stretching the rules here on a technicality to include our heroine in a much different shade of both blonde hair and red dress than usual.
Youthful Love Romances #2, Youthful Magazines
She thought he was being romantic and saving her love letters tied with a bow. Turns out it was a stack of unpaid invoices that he hoped she would cover for him.
Youthful Love Romances #1, Youthful Magazines
The Blonde in a Red Dress doesn’t even care that her boyfriend mixes stripes and plaid!
First Romance #3, Harvey
Why does the guy’s car have a bumper sticker that reads “A 52 Page Magazine”?
Romantic Confessions v1 #1, Hillman