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Love Confessions #29, Quality

The Blonde in a Red (Polka-Dotted) Dress, Day 5

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Despite the dance party that turned into a kidnapping and bomb scare, it looks like the Blonde in Red is the only one who didn’t end up in a hospital bed this time. Must’ve been because she was wearing her lucky polka dots this week! (And hey, is that Kerry Drake in the background?)


Love Confessions #29, Quality

Love Diary #35, Orbit-Wanted

The Blonde in a Red (Polka-Dotted) Dress, Day 2

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Archie may have been too shy to take the hint, but apparently the Blonde in Red got someone else to take her to the dance in her new polka-dot dress. Here’s hoping he’s not just selfishly using her to compile a list of things he dislikes most.


Love Diary #35, Orbit

First Love Illustrated #9, Harvey

A classic love triangle

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Could this be the source of the eternal conflict between the Blonde in Red and the Redhead in Yellow?

(I just hope the boyfriend’s name isn’t Chekhov, because if so, I’d worry about those guns on the wall.)


First Love Illustrated #9, Harvey

Confessions of the Lovelorn #96, by ACG

Eternal Rivals

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“I — I saw the way you looked at her! Don’t you DARE look at any other girl — Ever!”

She’s trying to play it off as just being jealous, but I suspect the true reason that The Blonde in a Red Dress is so upset is because she’s wasn’t expecting to awkwardly cross paths with her counterpart arch-nemesis… The Redhead in a Yellow Dress!


Confessions of the Lovelorn #96, by ACG

Teen-Age Romances #23 by St. John

A model employee

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Flashback week! As a teen, our hardworking Blonde in a Red Dress had to learn valuable life lessons about the complications that come from living a tangled web of mystery and intrigue.

(Then again, considering the rest of her long career, it could be that the only lesson she ended up learning was “Try to avoid jobs working in the basement of a dirty store.”)


Teen-Age Romances #23 by St. John

Teen-Age Romances #21 by St. John

He must never find out

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Flashback week! The Blonde in a Red Dress is quite familiar with living a complex double life as an international woman of mystery. Of course, back when she was a teenager, that sort of approach to life tended to cause problems.


Teen-Age Romances #21 by St. John

First Love #20 by Harvey

That’s why you should wear a seatbelt

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But don’t worry. She’s been through worse, I’m sure “Susan” will be fine. (If that’s her real name.)