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True Crime Comics v1 #6, Magazine Village

Shopping by the Armload

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The Blonde in a Red Dress would never have dared ask for a shopping bag if she had known the city was so strict in enforcing its anti-plastic-bag regulations.


True Crime Comics v1 #6, Magazine Village

Gangsters Can't Win v1 #5, DS Publishing

Dead Men Don’t Drown!

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The poor Blonde in a Red Dress spent her camping vacation trying to find a river… and then gets back just in time to learn that her boyfriend is being sent up the river.


Gangsters Can’t Win v1 #5, DS Publishing

Underworld v1 #2, DS Publishing

“Never Mind The Gab, Grab This Tommy-Gun!”

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Unexpected early wake-up calls like this could be why The Blonde in a Red Dress is so cranky in the mornings.


Underworld v1 #2, DS Publishing

Public Enemies v.1 #4, DS Publishing

Baby, you’re the only person in the world I can trust.

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If you’re going to be breaking up with someone anyway, I guess an extra $5000 may help console the heartache. (I’m sure he deserves it. As we noted last week, the Blonde in a Red Dress was dating “a no-good guy“.)


Public Enemies v.1 #4, DS Publishing