The ubiquitous cover girl of the Golden Age of comics!
Is it just me, or does the Red Dress look like it’s frowning?
I’m sure the Blonde in a Red Dress didn’t mean to join a counterfeit gang on purpose; she just didn’t realize that the promised job offer of “making lots of money” was actually meant literally. (That’s her story, and she’s sticking to it.)
What’s the point of reading a story if they’re going to put spoilers right on the cover?
The Blonde in a Red Dress doesn’t even care that her boyfriend mixes stripes and plaid!
“Settle for the crumbs of his warmed-over passion!”
Nice to see that yesterday’s scheme of the Blonde in Red to get herself thrown into the harbor was all just a clever ruse to meet up with her boyfriend.
Perhaps the advice columnist from yesterday has decided to stage a personal intervention?
YOU WILL BENEFIT FROM HER WISE AND PRUDENT JUDGEMENT!
That’s a mighty cheerful smile for a comic about a “foolish heart” that “nobody loved” and wants to “escape from memories”.
All’s fair in (first) love (illustrated) and war.