The ubiquitous cover girl of the Golden Age of comics!
With only a few minor tweaks, the famous old “Blonde in a Red Dress gets herself fired over improper use of the telephone” vaudeville act could easily be updated for a modern audience.
Whew! The Blonde in Red seems to have made it through “Ugly Face Week”, so now we can finally relax with some lighthearted humor in the role of “Suzie” as she– Aaaaugh! No! Just, no!
In an early career victory for the Blonde in a Red Dress, she won the role of “Betty” in the early Archie series, in which she would– Oh my gosh, kill it! Kill it with fire!
The Blonde in Red and the superhero Black Hood take a break from their usual action-adventure crime-busting to engage in some wacky slapstick reckless endangerment instead.
In an example of the lengths she’ll go in pursuit of her craft, the Blonde in a Red Dress spent months with a physical trainer bulking up for her role as “Daffy the Woman Wrestler”.
(Her agent originally promised her she’d be co-starring with “The Spirit”, but behind-the-scenes politics at the studio eventually led to a last-minute replacement with B-list hero “Midnight” as a stand-in.)
While she’s recovering from her latest near-death experience, our heroine sees her life flash before her eyes. Apparently she started the whole “Blonde in a Red Dress” thing at a young age!
Personally, I think extending her fashion sense to include a dog in a red dress might be pushing things a little too far.
Little Miss Muffet #12 (Pines)