The ubiquitous cover girl of the Golden Age of comics!
The Blonde in Red cut short her camping vacation, because she somehow ended stuck up a paddle without a creek.
Yikes! Did someone declare “What The?! Wednesday” as a national holiday or something? O_o
Shrunk to the size of children’s toys, tied to railroad tracks, and menaced by a snaggle-toothed green bug? Whatever was in that needle from yesterday’s cover, it was potent stuff!
The Blonde in a Red Dress: prolific cover girl star of humor comics, horror comics, and sometimes, both at once! Yikes!
Sleeping in a derby hat is obviously not a good way to impress a fashionable “dream girl in red”.
Keep driving! This town ain’t big enough for more than one Blonde in a Red Dress!
The Blonde in Red doesn’t suffer from a phobia of elevators… but sometimes she’s the cause of it.
With only a few minor tweaks, the famous old “Blonde in a Red Dress gets herself fired over improper use of the telephone” vaudeville act could easily be updated for a modern audience.
Whew! The Blonde in Red seems to have made it through “Ugly Face Week”, so now we can finally relax with some lighthearted humor in the role of “Suzie” as she– Aaaaugh! No! Just, no!
In an early career victory for the Blonde in a Red Dress, she won the role of “Betty” in the early Archie series, in which she would– Oh my gosh, kill it! Kill it with fire!