Her dinner date might have been a letdown, but at least the Blonde in a (Partially) Red Dress got to try out some new fashions.
Meet Merton #4, by Toby/Minoan
Posts categoriezed as Humor
Pick Your Battles Carefully
Gabby decided to pick a fight with his co-star, the Blonde in a Red Dress. His comic series was cancelled immediately thereafter. Coincidence?
Gabby #9, by Quality
Intermission
The cover tagline says “Louder and Funnier” but the guy himself seems to be trying not to be loud… and meanwhile needs a lot more effort to be funny too! (Don’t worry, we’re almost done with the “Gabby” covers.)
Gabby #8, by Quality
Who Watches The Weight Watchers?
The Blonde in Red’s relationship with the book’s star starts to turn sour, as the cover sheds the secondary tagline of “The Teen-Age Laugh Riot” (it wasn’t replaced with a new motto, probably because “Gabby: Louder and Funnier and Now Kind of a Jerk” wasn’t very catchy.)
Gabby #7, by Quality
Postage Due
The Redhead In Yellow still lurks in the background, resenting the Blonde in Red for her promotion to the coveted role of Postmaster General.
Gabby #5, by Quality
How did you find your steak, sir?
After hearing that punchline, the Blonde in Red has the haunted expression of someone profoundly regretting the life choices that led her to this moment.
Gabby #3, by Quality
The Teen-Age Laugh Riot
The Blonde in a Red Dress (and her rival, the Redhead in Yellow) compete for a co-starring role in a new sitcom.
Gabby #1, by Quality
We were just talking about you!
Yes, they were “just talking”, in-between bouts of martial arts stunt practice.
Candy #49, by Quality
Valentine’s Day Massacre
If looks could kill, the Blonde in a Red Dress would be back on the cover of a crime comic right now.
Candy #48, by Quality
Open to suggestions
Why didn’t you give me a better idea for an awkward turn of phrase forced to fit a punchline?
Suzie #87, by MLJ