The ubiquitous cover girl of the Golden Age of comics!
I bet the Redhead in Yellow will be glad when the Blonde in Red comes back from vacation. Until then, after a green werewolf and green vampire, what’s left besides a green… um… whatever that is?
The vacationing Blonde in a Red Dress sure is missing out on some rare sights! Her fill-in, the Redhead in a Yellow Dress, not only got to meet a green werewolf in a top hat, but now also got to meet a green vampire man-bat!
The Blonde in a Red Dress decides to stock up on her supply of boyfriends, in case one of them goes bad.
The Blonde in a Red Dress takes a summer job, but is heartbroken when she realizes that the lure of a fastrack promotion to Assistant Deputy Manager were just empty promises.
The Blonde in Red never encourages “rubberneckers”… especially the weird ones who literally swivel their heads 180 degrees.
Well, Thanksgiving is over, so I guess if you have some candy-cane-striped full-arm-length gloves, ’tis the season to wear ’em.
The Blonde in a Red Dress misunderstood the warning because it was phrased as a double negative.
Sure, they’ve been caught behind enemy lines, but at least the ever-stylish Blonde in a Red Dress is looking “glamorous” in her skirt and designer shoes when sneaking across a remote snow-covered military border zone.
Just because the Blonde in Red is back from vacation doesn’t mean that her mind is back on her job.
Spring! That time of year when a young man’s fancy turns to thoughts of… upholstery repair.