The vacationing Blonde in a Red Dress sure is missing out on some rare sights! Her fill-in, the Redhead in a Yellow Dress, not only got to meet a green werewolf in a top hat, but now also got to meet a green vampire man-bat!
Adventures into the Unknown #23, by ACG
The Blonde in a Red Dress decides to stock up on her supply of boyfriends, in case one of them goes bad.
Romantic Adventures #12, by ACG
The Blonde in a Red Dress takes a summer job, but is heartbroken when she realizes that the lure of a fastrack promotion to Assistant Deputy Manager were just empty promises.
Lovelorn #12, by ACG
The Blonde in Red never encourages “rubberneckers”… especially the weird ones who literally swivel their heads 180 degrees.
The Kilroys #27, ACG
Well, Thanksgiving is over, so I guess if you have some candy-cane-striped full-arm-length gloves, ’tis the season to wear ’em.
Romantic Adventures #8, ACG
The Blonde in a Red Dress misunderstood the warning because it was phrased as a double negative.
Romantic Adventures #1, ACG
Sure, they’ve been caught behind enemy lines, but at least the ever-stylish Blonde in a Red Dress is looking “glamorous” in her skirt and designer shoes when sneaking across a remote snow-covered military border zone.
Spy-Hunters #3, ACG
Just because the Blonde in Red is back from vacation doesn’t mean that her mind is back on her job.
Romantic Adventures #6, ACG
Spring! That time of year when a young man’s fancy turns to thoughts of… upholstery repair.
The Kilroys #9, American Comics Group