The ubiquitous cover girl of the Golden Age of comics!
How in the world does she keep a dagger in her garter while avoiding snags in her stockings? The Blonde in a Red Dress possesses many secret talents.
The Blonde in a Red Dress wisely decides to back away slowly and pretend she doesn’t know either the gun-toting mystery menace or the heroes with the clownish ethnic stereotype sidekick.
All the Blonde in a Red Dress wanted from her beach trip was a fun day at the boardwalk, maybe practice a little hula dancing, but no… her friends insisted on hanging out with the pirate cosplay re-enactment club instead.
“Darling, will we be as happy on The Great White Way as we’ve been here in this dark featureless void?”
When three consecutive relationships all ended in tears and heartbreak, our heroine finally took a brutally honest look at the one common element… And so she vowed not to wear her unlucky red polka-dot dress again.
“One day he will come to his senses… HE MUST!”
The Blonde in a Red Dress finally realizes this relationship was a mistake, after the distracting glow of game nights, flowers, and dates at the ice cream shop have faded.
No, the years aren’t actually slipping by… it’s just that Thanksgiving family dinners can sometimes feel like years.
Sleeping in a derby hat is obviously not a good way to impress a fashionable “dream girl in red”.
Despite the dance party that turned into a kidnapping and bomb scare, it looks like the Blonde in Red is the only one who didn’t end up in a hospital bed this time. Must’ve been because she was wearing her lucky polka dots this week! (And hey, is that Kerry Drake in the background?)