The ubiquitous cover girl of the Golden Age of comics!
We’ve already seen green werewolves, green vampires, green space blobs, green zombies, and green ghouls. So sure, why not a green ex-husband at this point?
Having been worn out from filling in for the vacationing Blonde in Red, the Redhead in Yellow took a short nap is now ready for the weekend. (Either that, or ready to audition for a job as a late-night TV horror movie hostess.)
And look! Green skulls! This cover continues the “monsters unusually colored green” theme of the past few days.
A green werewolf, green vampire, green alien blob monster… sure, why not a green zombie?
Meanwhile, the Redhead in Yellow is exhausted for filling in for the Blonde in Red, and decides to take a quick nap.
The Blonde in Red knows it’s a bad date when she feels relief at an attack by the vengeful undead because it means the masher will finally stop trying to steal a kiss.
Considering how often this seems to happen, the Blonde in a Red Dress really should know better than to hang around in graveyards at Halloween.
If the dead do start talking, I hope they’ll at least try to help explain exactly what the heck is going on in this cover.
The Blonde in Red begins to suspect that the invitation for “a free fireworks show” down at the ghoul-infested graveyard might have been a mistake.
The Blonde in a Red Dress has to shoot the same invading alien horde as the hero, but in high heels and backwards!
Pop-o-matic spring-loaded zombies? This is supposed to be Halloween, not April Fools.
Uh oh! That grave looks like it’s gonna be getting real crowded. (Is the Blonde in a Red Dress the “Fran Smith” on the tombstone, or the “?”)