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You’d Almost Think They Were ALIVE!

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Footprints. Desecrating ancient Indian burial chambers. Things that the Blonde in a Red Dress’s soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend thinks are “fantastic”.


Baffling Mysteries #12, by Ace

But look — That grave!

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We’ve already seen green werewolves, green vampires, green space blobs, green zombies, and green ghouls. So sure, why not a green ex-husband at this point?


Mysterious Adventures #4, by Story Comics

TGIF?

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Having been worn out from filling in for the vacationing Blonde in Red, the Redhead in Yellow took a short nap is now ready for the weekend. (Either that, or ready to audition for a job as a late-night TV horror movie hostess.)
And look! Green skulls! This cover continues the “monsters unusually colored green” theme of the past few days.


Journey Into Fear #5, by Superior Comics

Terror That Stalks By Night!

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A green werewolf, green vampire, green alien blob monster… sure, why not a green zombie?
Meanwhile, the Redhead in Yellow is exhausted for filling in for the Blonde in Red, and decides to take a quick nap.


The Unseen #9, by Standard Comics

Dark Mysteries #15, Story Comics

Terror of the Vampire’s Teeth (also known as “Harry”)

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The Blonde in Red knows it’s a bad date when she feels relief at an attack by the vengeful undead because it means the masher will finally stop trying to steal a kiss.


Dark Mysteries #15, Story Comics

Beware #6, Trojan

The Thing From Beyond (also known as “Tim”)

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Considering how often this seems to happen, the Blonde in a Red Dress really should know better than to hang around in graveyards at Halloween.


Beware #6, Trojan

Dark Mysteries #12, Story Comics

The Horror of the Talking Dead (also known as “Jack”)

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If the dead do start talking, I hope they’ll at least try to help explain exactly what the heck is going on in this cover.


Dark Mysteries #12, Story Comics

Dark Mysteries #10, Story

When 4th of July Summer Barbecues Go Wrong

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The Blonde in Red begins to suspect that the invitation for “a free fireworks show” down at the ghoul-infested graveyard might have been a mistake.


Dark Mysteries #10, Story

Planet Comics #33, Fiction House

Planet Week: A Fiendish Volta-Trap!

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The Blonde in a Red Dress has to shoot the same invading alien horde as the hero, but in high heels and backwards!


Planet Comics #33, Fiction House