The ubiquitous cover girl of the Golden Age of comics!
Gasp! Not only is this secret spy base filled with flammable oil drums and a hand-cranked girl-squishing gear wheel of doom, it also lacks proper safey railings! Good thing the Blue Beetle is here to punish those who flout proper safety regulations!
The Blue Beetle #12, Holyoke
Yikes! I had no idea Mr. Whedon hosted such wild parties.
Mystery Men Comics #31, Fox Features
“A split instant more, and Joan would ride to her doom aboard the Nazi bomb that would send an American ship to the bottom of the Atlantic.”
Mystery Men #27, Fox Features
“One turn of the switch and the girl’s blood would forever be fused with the gorilla’s!”
Seriously, what was the thought process that would lead someone to think that A-Fishbowl-Helmet-That-Gives-A-Girl-The-Blood-Of-A-Gorilla is a worthwhile invention? Or a productive use of time and resources? Or worth getting punched in the face by the Blue Beetle?
Mystery Men Comics #26, by Fox Features
From the look on the face of the Blonde in a Red Dress, she’s reading the cover blub and wondering why she’s stuck strapped to a mad scientist’s torture bench rather than having whimsical adventures in the “Davy the Wishmaster” backup story.
Blue Beetle #10 by Fox