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Meet Merton #2, Toby

The Blonde in a Red (Polka-Dot) Dress: Art Class

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Merton doesn’t know art, but he knows what he likes. (Which must be polka-dots, right?)


Meet Merton #2, Toby Press

Suzie #75, MLJ/Archie

Was the coat purchased at a rabbit’s estate sale?

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Not sure if the Blonde in Red is trying to play ditzy in this role, or is just being passive-aggressive snarky at this point.


Suzie #75, MLJ/Archie

Suzie #73, MLJ/Archie

“Oh hello Ferdie. I was just thinking of you.”

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Yes, the Blonde in Red was probably thinking of her boyfriend while she was taking a break from her lucrative side business of selling autographed celebrity photos on ebay.


Suzie #73, MLJ/Archie

Teen Age Romances #1, St. John

Everyone Is Talking About Her

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The Blonde in a Red Dress was well-trained for her future career of fighting gangsters, villains, aliens and monsters by her arduous experience as a teenager against the insidious menace of gossipy high school mean girls!


Teen Age Romances #1, St. John

Dotty #38, Ace

Blonde in a Red (Patterned) Dress: Canoes by Moonlight

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The Blonde in Red was disappointed to learn that her new dress ranked so low on the Helen-o-meter. (If Helen-of-Troy is the quantifiable beauty standard for launching one thousand ships, then launching only four canoes would register a score of only four Milli-Helens. That’s science!)


Dotty #38, Ace