Merton doesn’t know art, but he knows what he likes. (Which must be polka-dots, right?)
Meet Merton #2, Toby Press
The Blonde in a Red (Polka-Dot) Dress: Art Class
Meet Merton #2, Toby Press
Meet Merton #2, Toby Press
Posts categoriezed as Teen
Meet Merton #2, Toby Press
Fashionably Late
Nothing says “fun” like balancing plates on a broomstick.
Wilbur #33, MLJ/Archie
The Last Straw!
A young Blonde in a Red Dress soon regretted her blind date with an anti-plastic-straw activist.
Little Miss Sunbeam Comics #1, Magazine Enterprises
What For?
The Blonde in a Red Dress is SO ready for the week to be over.
Suzie #77, MLJ/Archie
Was the coat purchased at a rabbit’s estate sale?
Not sure if the Blonde in Red is trying to play ditzy in this role, or is just being passive-aggressive snarky at this point.
Suzie #75, MLJ/Archie
“Oh hello Ferdie. I was just thinking of you.”
Yes, the Blonde in Red was probably thinking of her boyfriend while she was taking a break from her lucrative side business of selling autographed celebrity photos on ebay.
Suzie #73, MLJ/Archie
Everyone Is Talking About Her
The Blonde in a Red Dress was well-trained for her future career of fighting gangsters, villains, aliens and monsters by her arduous experience as a teenager against the insidious menace of gossipy high school mean girls!
Teen Age Romances #1, St. John
Blonde in a Red (Patterned) Dress: Canoes by Moonlight
The Blonde in Red was disappointed to learn that her new dress ranked so low on the Helen-o-meter. (If Helen-of-Troy is the quantifiable beauty standard for launching one thousand ships, then launching only four canoes would register a score of only four Milli-Helens. That’s science!)
Dotty #38, Ace
America’s Son of Fun
The Blonde in a Red Dress wonders if it would be worth it to lend her would-be boyfriend some money so he can go buy a clue. Go home, Wilbur!
Wilbur #24, MLJ/Archie
Summer Hula Practice
Her gal pals may have bad posture, but at least they won’t laugh when the Blonde in Red tries out her new outfits, unlike certain other people.
Kitty #1, St. John