The Blonde in a Red Dress has a side job recording foley effects.
Wilbur #35, MLJ
Posts categoriezed as Teen
The Blonde in a Red (Polka-Dot) Dress: Art Class
Merton doesn’t know art, but he knows what he likes. (Which must be polka-dots, right?)
Meet Merton #2, Toby Press
Fashionably Late
Nothing says “fun” like balancing plates on a broomstick.
Wilbur #33, MLJ/Archie
The Last Straw!
A young Blonde in a Red Dress soon regretted her blind date with an anti-plastic-straw activist.
Little Miss Sunbeam Comics #1, Magazine Enterprises
What For?
The Blonde in a Red Dress is SO ready for the week to be over.
Suzie #77, MLJ/Archie
Was the coat purchased at a rabbit’s estate sale?
Not sure if the Blonde in Red is trying to play ditzy in this role, or is just being passive-aggressive snarky at this point.
Suzie #75, MLJ/Archie
“Oh hello Ferdie. I was just thinking of you.”
Yes, the Blonde in Red was probably thinking of her boyfriend while she was taking a break from her lucrative side business of selling autographed celebrity photos on ebay.
Suzie #73, MLJ/Archie
Everyone Is Talking About Her
The Blonde in a Red Dress was well-trained for her future career of fighting gangsters, villains, aliens and monsters by her arduous experience as a teenager against the insidious menace of gossipy high school mean girls!
Teen Age Romances #1, St. John
Blonde in a Red (Patterned) Dress: Canoes by Moonlight
The Blonde in Red was disappointed to learn that her new dress ranked so low on the Helen-o-meter. (If Helen-of-Troy is the quantifiable beauty standard for launching one thousand ships, then launching only four canoes would register a score of only four Milli-Helens. That’s science!)
Dotty #38, Ace
America’s Son of Fun
The Blonde in a Red Dress wonders if it would be worth it to lend her would-be boyfriend some money so he can go buy a clue. Go home, Wilbur!
Wilbur #24, MLJ/Archie