The ubiquitous cover girl of the Golden Age of comics!
The Redhead in a Yellow Dress fills in for the vacationing Blonde in a Red Dress to investigate The Green Werewolf In A Top Hat.
The pale undead (and decidedly unscaly) vampire assumed nobody would be looking for him in the “Valley of the Scaly Monsters”. (But he failed to account for the detective skills of the Blonde in a Red Dress.)
Hopefully this time they’ll remember to poke some air holes in the lid of the jar?
This cover spotlight shows that either the Blonde in a Red Dress has shrunk, or she’s fighting a ghoulish green giant… both of which are burying the lede that the Moon is going to crash into the Earth!
“Could a lone girl fight against the horror of these living dead?”
Seriously? If you’ve been following along with the past few hundred adventures of the indomitable Blonde in a Red Dress, you’d know better than to ask a silly question like that.
The Blonde in a Red Dress was hoping her new job with the Screaming Eel Tour Boat Agency came with some real responsibilities, but she soon realized she was just a figurehead.
The Blonde in a Red Dress learns that the discount savings aren’t worth the inconvenience of shopping at Casks-of-Amontillado-R-Us.
The Blonde in a Red Dress stars in “a great new FANTASY magazine”… if by “fantasy” you mean attempted kidnappings by some sort of outer space alien cyborg monster.
Journalism is a tough gig. The Blonde in Red followed a plucky reporter through vampire villas, all in an effort to get ahead.
There will be fewer updates than usual this week, as the Blonde in a Red Dress is busy traveling for the upcoming holidays. But perhaps she shouldn’t have tried to save on her travel costs by risking an untested new rideshare service?