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Baffling Mysteries #7, Ace

The Beach Party is Over

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The Blonde in Red’s relaxing week at the beach concludes with an attempted kidnapping by an amphibious humanoid fish-man. (Which, sadly, is pretty much to be expected, given our heroine’s usual luck.)


Baffling Mysteries #7, Ace

Pep Comics #48, MLJ

Archie Has The Innsmouth Look

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In an early career victory for the Blonde in a Red Dress, she won the role of “Betty” in the early Archie series, in which she would– Oh my gosh, kill it! Kill it with fire!


Pep Comics #48, MLJ

Fantastic Adventures v3 #10

“Death plays a game”

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Not sure what game Death is playing, but it appears to involve wearing a red jacket and brandishing a raygun. (An unexpected change from the usual black robes and scythe, but perhaps Death was inspired by the fashion sense of the Blonde in a Red Dress and decided to try something new.)


Fantastic Adventures v3 #10

Adventures into the Unknown #32 by American Comics Group

It’s a jungle out there

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Sure a jungle safari vacation sounds like fun, but knowing her luck so far, our heroine really should have been expecting something like, say, an attempted kidnapping by Plant Monsters from the Unknown.


Adventures into the Unknown 32 (American Comics Group)

Hand of Fate #9 by Ace

Grave mistake

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Our heroine really needs to stop walking through graveyards. Nothing good ever seems to come from it.

And hey! “Janet Lee”? At last, we know the real name of our mysterious Blonde in a Red Dress! Too bad she’s fated for an untimely end. Whatever will we do for tomorrow’s cover?

Diary of Horror #1 by Avon

Red Dress vs Red Dress

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Ouch! Things didn’t go well when the disgruntled former-cover-girl-in-a-red-dress decided to have words with her blonde successor.

Try to patch things up, girls! When cover girl heroines fight, it just means the terrorists undead skull-faced zombies win!

The Hand of Fate #12 by Ace

Any landing you can walk away from…

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Ah! I was wondering how our heroine was going to survive yesterday’s predicament.

If the fickle hand of fate itself is a member of the Blonde in a Red Dress Fan Club, her long death-defying career suddenly makes much more sense.