The ubiquitous cover girl of the Golden Age of comics!
The Blonde in Red’s relaxing week at the beach concludes with an attempted kidnapping by an amphibious humanoid fish-man. (Which, sadly, is pretty much to be expected, given our heroine’s usual luck.)
Well, I’m glad someone put an end to the week of skeletons haunting our poor Blonde in a Red Dress.
In an early career victory for the Blonde in a Red Dress, she won the role of “Betty” in the early Archie series, in which she would– Oh my gosh, kill it! Kill it with fire!
I’m not so sure I’d call this adventure “fantastic”. What is it about the Gates of Hell that makes people want to wander into ’em?
Not sure what game Death is playing, but it appears to involve wearing a red jacket and brandishing a raygun. (An unexpected change from the usual black robes and scythe, but perhaps Death was inspired by the fashion sense of the Blonde in a Red Dress and decided to try something new.)
Sure a jungle safari vacation sounds like fun, but knowing her luck so far, our heroine really should have been expecting something like, say, an attempted kidnapping by Plant Monsters from the Unknown.
Adventures into the Unknown 32 (American Comics Group)
Our heroine really needs to stop walking through graveyards. Nothing good ever seems to come from it.
And hey! “Janet Lee”? At last, we know the real name of our mysterious Blonde in a Red Dress! Too bad she’s fated for an untimely end. Whatever will we do for tomorrow’s cover?
Ouch! Things didn’t go well when the disgruntled former-cover-girl-in-a-red-dress decided to have words with her blonde successor.
Try to patch things up, girls! When cover girl heroines fight, it just means the terrorists undead skull-faced zombies win!
Ah! I was wondering how our heroine was going to survive yesterday’s predicament.
If the fickle hand of fate itself is a member of the Blonde in a Red Dress Fan Club, her long death-defying career suddenly makes much more sense.
The blonde in a red dress soon proved herself popular enough to warrant a return appearance!
Her boyfriend didn’t. (Unless maybe he ended up as one of the skulls. Comic book cover modeling is such a high-risk profession.)