The ubiquitous cover girl of the Golden Age of comics!
The Blonde in a Red Dress realizes that she accidentally walked on to the wrong comic cover, and tries to back away slowly without interrupting things.
Gosh, Mr. Kidnapper, whatever you do, don’t throw me in that briar patch!
Unexpected early wake-up calls like this could be why The Blonde in a Red Dress is so cranky in the mornings.
If you’re going to be breaking up with someone anyway, I guess an extra $5000 may help console the heartache. (I’m sure he deserves it. As we noted last week, the Blonde in a Red Dress was dating “a no-good guy“.)
Awww, that’s sweet. She brought flowers.
Maybe the contract killers need to unionize so they can re-negotiate a better contract that includes overtime (plus paid holidays, sick days, and medical benefits.)
Secretly, the Blonde in a Red Dress worries that this relationship may not last. Workaholics who insist on bringing their work with them on vacations can be really hard on a marriage.
Apparently the contracts for gun molls can be leveraged as collateral, like bundled sub-prime mortgage loans.
Death itself looks on confusedly, distracted by how weirdly lumpy and off-center their word balloons are.
Crime does not pay… for insurance premiums or deductibles.