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Run, or you’ll become a cat too!

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The Blonde in Red begins to suspect that her latest cover artist has never seen a cat before and didn’t have time to find photo reference.


The Beyond #22, by Ace

Price Tag On Love

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You can’t put a “Price Tag On Love”, but you can perhaps put a price tag on the tooth-whitening dental work behind that blindingly bright smile.


Complete Love v.29 #3 by Ace

The Malevolent Mirror Men!

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Another blind date ends in disaster for the Blonde in a Red Dress; her narcissistic boyfriend couldn’t pull himself away from the mirror.


The Hand of Fate #17, by Ace

I Won’t Be Your Queen

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The Blonde in Red stars in an after school special about resisting peer pressure. Remember kids, don’t drink accursed magic potions, even if hellspawned pygmies say it’s “cool”.


Baffling Mysteries #14, by Ace Magazines

Now You Must Pay For Your Folly!

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To be fair, “There are no short cuts in life” sounds less like a a dire warning and more like some bland advice you would find inside a fortune cookie.


Hand of Fate #16, by Ace