“Brief Enchantment and Other True-To-Life Romances” should be the title of the Blonde in Red’s handbook on blind dates.
Love Experiences #13, by Ace
Posts tagged Ace Magazines
I Bought A Man
Are we sure this is “Love at first sight” or “other exciting love stories”? Because the look on the face of the Blonde in a Red Dress seems more like buyer’s remorse.
Love At First Sight #15, by Ace
Madame Fortunes
The Blonde in Red seems oddly chipper for someone fleeing a dreadful apparition wrecking vengeance for prophecy scoffing.
Web Of Mystery #12, by Ace
And Other Exciting Love Stories
From the bored look on their faces, I’m assuming Mr. Easy Promises and Ms. Blackmail Bride have both realized the other is a scam artist, and are now just going through the motions until they can find an excuse to end the date.
Complete Love Magazine v27 #3, by Ace
Don’t Look Back!
After a week of mummies and skull-monsters, the Blonde in a Red Dress is already bored with her Friday night date.
Ten-Story Love v30 #1, by Ace
The Mummy’s Mess
Yes, technically this isn’t a red dress, but I’m going to assume it just got extra dusty while she was working in the museum. It would be a lot easier to keep clean if the mummies would stop breaking things.
Web of Mystery #7, by Ace
Firebird? Sweet!
Before the now-familiar children’s novel underwent extensive rewrites, the Blonde in a Red Dress was going to have a starring role in an early draft of Harry Potter and the Phoneix Who Gives Orders.
The Beyond #18, by Ace
Look and look well!
The Blonde in a Red Dress has reckless disregard for spoiler warnings.
The Beyond #15, by Ace
You’d Almost Think They Were ALIVE!
Footprints. Desecrating ancient Indian burial chambers. Things that the Blonde in a Red Dress’s soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend thinks are “fantastic”.
Baffling Mysteries #12, by Ace
I’ve Seen All Kinds of Footprints, But These Are Fantastic!
The Blonde in Red really needs to find a boyfriend with better situational awareness and peripheral vision.
Web of Mystery #15, by Ace