…It tolls for the giant monster grabbing at the Blonde in a Red Dress.
The Beyond #20, by Ace
Posts tagged Ace Magazines
The Malevolent Mirror Men!
Another blind date ends in disaster for the Blonde in a Red Dress; her narcissistic boyfriend couldn’t pull himself away from the mirror.
The Hand of Fate #17, by Ace
Grave robber! At last!
The look of someone who is regretting their life choices.
Beyond #19, by Ace
I Won’t Be Your Queen
The Blonde in Red stars in an after school special about resisting peer pressure. Remember kids, don’t drink accursed magic potions, even if hellspawned pygmies say it’s “cool”.
Baffling Mysteries #14, by Ace Magazines
Now You Must Pay For Your Folly!
To be fair, “There are no short cuts in life” sounds less like a a dire warning and more like some bland advice you would find inside a fortune cookie.
Hand of Fate #16, by Ace
The Kind Men Fall For
“The Bride Grows Up” sounds like it should be a sequel to the “Teen-Age Brides” comic titles?
Glamorous Romances #62, by Ace Magazines
Avoid The Seafood Lunch?
Yes, I think it can be generally assumed that kisses that smell like bait are “the kind no man wants”.
Love At First Sight #17, by Ace
They Called Me Bad Girl
“Brief Enchantment and Other True-To-Life Romances” should be the title of the Blonde in Red’s handbook on blind dates.
Love Experiences #13, by Ace
I Bought A Man
Are we sure this is “Love at first sight” or “other exciting love stories”? Because the look on the face of the Blonde in a Red Dress seems more like buyer’s remorse.
Love At First Sight #15, by Ace
Madame Fortunes
The Blonde in Red seems oddly chipper for someone fleeing a dreadful apparition wrecking vengeance for prophecy scoffing.
Web Of Mystery #12, by Ace