Before the now-familiar children’s novel underwent extensive rewrites, the Blonde in a Red Dress was going to have a starring role in an early draft of Harry Potter and the Phoneix Who Gives Orders.
The Beyond #18, by Ace
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Look and look well!
The Blonde in a Red Dress has reckless disregard for spoiler warnings.
The Beyond #15, by Ace
You’d Almost Think They Were ALIVE!
Footprints. Desecrating ancient Indian burial chambers. Things that the Blonde in a Red Dress’s soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend thinks are “fantastic”.
Baffling Mysteries #12, by Ace
I’ve Seen All Kinds of Footprints, But These Are Fantastic!
The Blonde in Red really needs to find a boyfriend with better situational awareness and peripheral vision.
Web of Mystery #15, by Ace
A Fiendish Spell!
“The Sacrificial Worshipers of Baal” was the name of the Blonde in Red’s amateur rock band in high school.
Baffling Mysteries #11, by Ace Magazines
Unfair Kisses
Trying to interrupt the Blonde in Red before she finishes getting the verdict from the petals of her “loves-me/loves-me-not” flower is totally unfair.
Love At First Sight #10, by Ace
Whose violin is this? 1, 2, 3, not it!
The Blonde in Red suddenly remembers that her bill of sale for that violin wasn’t notarized, and the check hasn’t cleared yet, so really, it’s technically not her violin yet.
Web of Mystery #3, by Ace
Scandal with a Side of Dates
The perspectives and proportions on this cover look stranger the longer I look at it.
Glamorous Romances #52, by Ace
Afraid of the Past
Is the unflappable Blonde in Red really afraid of her past, or just afraid that her new boyfriend will be afraid of her past? (Considering that her past involves gangsters, zombies, and alien space monsters…)
Real Love #36, by Ace
There Goes The Neighborhood
The pale undead (and decidedly unscaly) vampire assumed nobody would be looking for him in the “Valley of the Scaly Monsters”. (But he failed to account for the detective skills of the Blonde in a Red Dress.)
The Beyond #2, by Ace