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Firebird? Sweet!

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Before the now-familiar children’s novel underwent extensive rewrites, the Blonde in a Red Dress was going to have a starring role in an early draft of Harry Potter and the Phoneix Who Gives Orders.


The Beyond #18, by Ace

You’d Almost Think They Were ALIVE!

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Footprints. Desecrating ancient Indian burial chambers. Things that the Blonde in a Red Dress’s soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend thinks are “fantastic”.


Baffling Mysteries #12, by Ace

I’ve Seen All Kinds of Footprints, But These Are Fantastic!

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The Blonde in Red really needs to find a boyfriend with better situational awareness and peripheral vision.


Web of Mystery #15, by Ace

Whose violin is this? 1, 2, 3, not it!

Whose violin is this? 1, 2, 3, not it! published on 1 Comment on Whose violin is this? 1, 2, 3, not it!

The Blonde in Red suddenly remembers that her bill of sale for that violin wasn’t notarized, and the check hasn’t cleared yet, so really, it’s technically not her violin yet.


Web of Mystery #3, by Ace

Afraid of the Past

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Is the unflappable Blonde in Red really afraid of her past, or just afraid that her new boyfriend will be afraid of her past? (Considering that her past involves gangsters, zombies, and alien space monsters…)


Real Love #36, by Ace

There Goes The Neighborhood

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The pale undead (and decidedly unscaly) vampire assumed nobody would be looking for him in the “Valley of the Scaly Monsters”. (But he failed to account for the detective skills of the Blonde in a Red Dress.)


The Beyond #2, by Ace