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Baffling Mysteries #7, Ace

The Beach Party is Over

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The Blonde in Red’s relaxing week at the beach concludes with an attempted kidnapping by an amphibious humanoid fish-man. (Which, sadly, is pretty much to be expected, given our heroine’s usual luck.)


Baffling Mysteries #7, Ace

Andy Comics #21, Ace

Now THIS will make a real exciting picture

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Poor Blonde in a Red Dress Swimsuit. Her beach party showdown with her rival, the Redhead in Yellow, got upstaged by a bug.


Andy Comics #21, Ace

Dotty Comics #36, Ace

Tops in Beauty – A Real Hep Cutie

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Despite yesterday’s detour, the Blonde in a Red Dress Swimsuit finally makes her way to the beach party to meet up with her pals Sorority Sue and Jerry the Jinx.


Dotty Comics #36, Ace

Four Favorites #14, Ace

In lieu of sound effects, please begin screaming internally

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The Blonde in a Red Dress tried her hand at superheroics in the role of Lightning Girl, but found herself upstaged by the grotesqueries on display for what is apparently shaping up to be “Ugly Face Week”.


Four Favorites #14, Ace

4Favorites #9, Ace

Four Against One

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C’mon heroes! You had one job! And yet you let the Blonde in a Red Dress get rescued from one rampaging robot just in time to get captured by another rampaging robot!


4Favorites #9, Ace

Super-Mystery Comics v3 #3, Ace

The Clown is Back Again!

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The Blonde in a Red Dress, pinned beneath rubble (and cover blurbs), is waiting to be rescued by costumed heroes, who are themselves tied up and waiting for yet another hero to rescue them too?

No wonder the robot in the background is watching this farce play out with haunted, deer-in-the-headlight eyes. Alas, if only there was someone competent who could set him free from the cruel masters who take joyrides in his hollowed-out torso!

(Or… maybe the robot just really hates clowns, and is shellshocked from reading the upper cover blurb?)


Super-Mystery Comics v3 #3, Ace

Lightning Comics v1 #5 by Ace

College Beanie Flashback

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Flashback week! The Blonde in a Red Dress seldom talks about her college years — probably because they tended to involve stuff like being taken hostage by glowing radioactive mummies with rayguns.

Well, either that, or maybe she avoids the subject because of her questionable fashion sense at the time. I’m glad she ditched the striped beanie.


Useless comic trivia note: the hero on the cover is called “Lash Lightning” in some issues, and other times is called “Flash Lightning”.


Lightning Comics v1 #5 by Ace

Super Mystery Comics v3 #1 by Ace

Super-Mystery in the Sewers!

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“The Cobra’s poisoned nails clawed closer to the girl’s throat as Magno and Davey crashed through the tunnel to save her.”

And in a dramatic change of pace from earlier this week, the Blonde in a Red Dress finds herself being carried by a villain rather than a hero.