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The Mummy’s Mess

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Yes, technically this isn’t a red dress, but I’m going to assume it just got extra dusty while she was working in the museum. It would be a lot easier to keep clean if the mummies would stop breaking things.


Web of Mystery #7, by Ace

Firebird? Sweet!

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Before the now-familiar children’s novel underwent extensive rewrites, the Blonde in a Red Dress was going to have a starring role in an early draft of Harry Potter and the Phoneix Who Gives Orders.


The Beyond #18, by Ace

You’d Almost Think They Were ALIVE!

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Footprints. Desecrating ancient Indian burial chambers. Things that the Blonde in a Red Dress’s soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend thinks are “fantastic”.


Baffling Mysteries #12, by Ace

I’ve Seen All Kinds of Footprints, But These Are Fantastic!

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The Blonde in Red really needs to find a boyfriend with better situational awareness and peripheral vision.


Web of Mystery #15, by Ace

Whose violin is this? 1, 2, 3, not it!

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The Blonde in Red suddenly remembers that her bill of sale for that violin wasn’t notarized, and the check hasn’t cleared yet, so really, it’s technically not her violin yet.


Web of Mystery #3, by Ace