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I Won’t Be Your Queen

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The Blonde in Red stars in an after school special about resisting peer pressure. Remember kids, don’t drink accursed magic potions, even if hellspawned pygmies say it’s “cool”.


Baffling Mysteries #14, by Ace Magazines

Now You Must Pay For Your Folly!

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To be fair, “There are no short cuts in life” sounds less like a a dire warning and more like some bland advice you would find inside a fortune cookie.


Hand of Fate #16, by Ace

I Bought A Man

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Are we sure this is “Love at first sight” or “other exciting love stories”? Because the look on the face of the Blonde in a Red Dress seems more like buyer’s remorse.


Love At First Sight #15, by Ace

And Other Exciting Love Stories

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From the bored look on their faces, I’m assuming Mr. Easy Promises and Ms. Blackmail Bride have both realized the other is a scam artist, and are now just going through the motions until they can find an excuse to end the date.


Complete Love Magazine v27 #3, by Ace