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4Favorites #9, Ace

Four Against One

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C’mon heroes! You had one job! And yet you let the Blonde in a Red Dress get rescued from one rampaging robot just in time to get captured by another rampaging robot!


4Favorites #9, Ace

Super-Mystery Comics v3 #3, Ace

The Clown is Back Again!

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The Blonde in a Red Dress, pinned beneath rubble (and cover blurbs), is waiting to be rescued by costumed heroes, who are themselves tied up and waiting for yet another hero to rescue them too?

No wonder the robot in the background is watching this farce play out with haunted, deer-in-the-headlight eyes. Alas, if only there was someone competent who could set him free from the cruel masters who take joyrides in his hollowed-out torso!

(Or… maybe the robot just really hates clowns, and is shellshocked from reading the upper cover blurb?)


Super-Mystery Comics v3 #3, Ace

Lightning Comics v1 #5 by Ace

College Beanie Flashback

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Flashback week! The Blonde in a Red Dress seldom talks about her college years — probably because they tended to involve stuff like being taken hostage by glowing radioactive mummies with rayguns.

Well, either that, or maybe she avoids the subject because of her questionable fashion sense at the time. I’m glad she ditched the striped beanie.


Useless comic trivia note: the hero on the cover is called “Lash Lightning” in some issues, and other times is called “Flash Lightning”.


Lightning Comics v1 #5 by Ace

Super Mystery Comics v3 #1 by Ace

Super-Mystery in the Sewers!

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“The Cobra’s poisoned nails clawed closer to the girl’s throat as Magno and Davey crashed through the tunnel to save her.”

And in a dramatic change of pace from earlier this week, the Blonde in a Red Dress finds herself being carried by a villain rather than a hero.

Crime Must Pay the Penalty #27 by Ace

Dirty little two-timing squealer!

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Nah, that name’s too long, I think we’ll stick with “Blonde in a Red Dress”.

I wonder what sort of life the guy running the presses must have led to have reached the point where his only reaction to a police raid is jaded, world-weary boredom.

The Hand of Fate #12 by Ace

Any landing you can walk away from…

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Ah! I was wondering how our heroine was going to survive yesterday’s predicament.

If the fickle hand of fate itself is a member of the Blonde in a Red Dress Fan Club, her long death-defying career suddenly makes much more sense.