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Nope!

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The Blonde in a Red Dress decides to judge this comic by its giant alien space monster cover and she ain’t sticking around to find out what’s inside.


Weird Tales Of The Future #2, by Key/Stanley Morse

You Can’t Cheat A Ghost

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Terrifying! Startling! Suspenseful! Strange! Mysterious! (And that’s just the words describing the questionable perspective and relative sizes of everyone on this cover!)


Strange Mysteries #9, by Superior Comics

This Date Idea Is Doomed

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Considering her previous experiences, the Blonde in Red really needs to just accept that romantic dates on a boat ride never seem to turn out well.


Web of Evil #1, by Quality

I’ve Seen All Kinds of Footprints, But These Are Fantastic!

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The Blonde in Red really needs to find a boyfriend with better situational awareness and peripheral vision.


Web of Mystery #15, by Ace

Chamber of Just Chillin’

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The Blonde in a Red Dress is apparently still staying at an oddly witch-themed weight-loss spa and resort. Here she is being helped along by her personal trainers after a long exhausting workout.


Chamber of Chills #23, by Harvey

The Monster of Zollmort Castle

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The Blonde in Red will soon be putting in a call to her agent demanding a moratorium on co-starring with green-skinned monsters. These covers are getting just a little bit too repetitive.


Eerie #8, by Avon

No, no it can’t be! It’s not Real!

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I bet the Redhead in Yellow will be glad when the Blonde in Red comes back from vacation. Until then, after a green werewolf and green vampire, what’s left besides a green… um… whatever that is?


Adventures into the Unknown #46, ACG