The ubiquitous cover girl of the Golden Age of comics!
“30 Great Features”, “128 Pages”, and TWO cover appearances for the Blonde in a Red Dress. She’s keeping busy!
Avoid direct eye contact… avoid direct eye contact…
Cameo guest appearance by the Blonde in a Red Dress Parka.
Red Ryder Comics #16, Dell
How she sings as she swings through the air
Look below, there’s her field over there
With her one chute strap gone
She can still carry on
Comin’ in on a wing and a prayer
“Lucky Comics” — so named because the Blonde in a Red Dress is in a bad mood and the villains are lucky that she’s letting let them off with just some blunt force head trauma.
I’m not sure I’d exactly call that expression a smile, but “Smirking Jack” just doesn’t have the same ring to it. At least the Blonde in a Red Dress seems to be enjoying herself.
Still buffed from last week’s role as “the lady wrestler”, the Blonde in a Red Dress decided to do her own stunts during the action scenes in this issue’s wild cover involving a spiked-wheel-o-death run by a mishmash of crazy monstrous villains as she awaits rescue by… um… Generic Gun-Toting Man, and his sidekick Wrench-Wielding Boy?
This cover may be many things, but “Famous” and “Funny” would not have been my first choice of descriptors.
Flashback week! Like many celebrities, the Blonde in a Red Dress got her start as a child actor in commercials. Here, she plays the role of teenager Judy Alden for “C-M-O Comics”… which stands for “Chicago Mail Order”, and the stories inside the comic were structured as ads for various products (inlcuding her stylish red outfit.)
Still unconscious from last week? Apparently recent events have been too exhausting for the Blonde in a Red Dress.
But, in a happy coincidence, at least a conscientious Super Spy is nearby to flag down a passing friendly ambulance for help.