The ubiquitous cover girl of the Golden Age of comics!
The Brunette in a Green Dress suddenly realizes she really shouldn’t have been such a high school bully to the Blonde in a Red Dress.
The Blonde in Red finally returns home from her overseas vacation, after her flight was delayed by a case of “jet fury” (the airborne equivalent of “road rage”.)
Sorry for the delay in posting. The Blonde in a Red Dress got caught up in work while on vacation and was thus a little late getting back home from her globetrotting holiday.
The Blonde in a Red Dress has a vacation day off, but good ol’ Smilin’ Ed promised he’d find a suitable temp replacement. I’m sure the readers won’t even notice a difference!
How in the world does she keep a dagger in her garter while avoiding snags in her stockings? The Blonde in a Red Dress possesses many secret talents.
The Blonde in a Red Dress wisely decides to back away slowly and pretend she doesn’t know either the gun-toting mystery menace or the heroes with the clownish ethnic stereotype sidekick.
Prompted by the recent news of the passing of comics legend Steve Ditko, we break with our “cover gallery” tradition to instead showcase the action sequence from when the Blonde in a Red Dress met Konga the giant ape in Ditko’s “Fantastic Giants #24” by Charlton.
All the Blonde in a Red Dress wanted from her beach trip was a fun day at the boardwalk, maybe practice a little hula dancing, but no… her friends insisted on hanging out with the pirate cosplay re-enactment club instead.
In this flashback, we see a young Blonde in Red using her psychic powers to halt a train before it can hit a reckless boy who was running across the railroad tracks without looking.
Sure, they’ve been caught behind enemy lines, but at least the ever-stylish Blonde in a Red Dress is looking “glamorous” in her skirt and designer shoes when sneaking across a remote snow-covered military border zone.