The ubiquitous cover girl of the Golden Age of comics!
How in the world does she keep a dagger in her garter while avoiding snags in her stockings? The Blonde in a Red Dress possesses many secret talents.
The Blonde in a Red Dress wisely decides to back away slowly and pretend she doesn’t know either the gun-toting mystery menace or the heroes with the clownish ethnic stereotype sidekick.
Prompted by the recent news of the passing of comics legend Steve Ditko, we break with our “cover gallery” tradition to instead showcase the action sequence from when the Blonde in a Red Dress met Konga the giant ape in Ditko’s “Fantastic Giants #24” by Charlton.
All the Blonde in a Red Dress wanted from her beach trip was a fun day at the boardwalk, maybe practice a little hula dancing, but no… her friends insisted on hanging out with the pirate cosplay re-enactment club instead.
In this flashback, we see a young Blonde in Red using her psychic powers to halt a train before it can hit a reckless boy who was running across the railroad tracks without looking.
Sure, they’ve been caught behind enemy lines, but at least the ever-stylish Blonde in a Red Dress is looking “glamorous” in her skirt and designer shoes when sneaking across a remote snow-covered military border zone.
The Blonde in a Red Dress is going on vacation for a couple weeks. The site will resume updates later this month.
The Blonde in a Red Dress is either shouting for help, or shouting at her would-be rescuer for recklessly shattering a giant window right next to where the was tied up.
Working on location gave the Blonde in a Red Dress an opportunity to leverage her day job into a sightseeing vacation across the Italian countryside… and mountaintops… and secret lairs…
This event helped motivate the Blonde in Red to vow that she would never allow herself to grow up to be a crazy cat lady.