Someday they’ll look back on this and laugh when they realize the Blonde in a Red Dress wasn’t actually trying to sneak out to double-cross the gang, she was just trying to find a dentist to take a look at a loose filling.
Crimes By Women #8, Fox Features
The Blonde in a Red Dress was content with the rootin’-tootin’ cheerful cowboy ranch from yesterday, but no, her brother had to keep looking for a more “authentic” Wild West family vacation experience.
Western Thrillers #6, Fox Features
Crime never pays! (But neither does being an easily distracted security guard.)
Crimes By Women #7, Fox Features
Wait! Is that the same guy as was on the sled? He has the same thick square head, the same wooden expression and vacant stare! (Or maybe he’s just a department store mannikin in the background, and the Blonde in Red is actually talking to the readers? She is looking straight at us, after all.)
My Past Thrilling Confessions #7, Fox Features
The Blonde in a Red Dress as “Belle Gunness: Murderess!”
Crimes by Women #2, Fox Features
Like yesterday’s cover, the Blonde in Red finds herself in yet another incomprehensible scene of warped size-changing perspective… Although in this case, I strongly suspect that the cover artist just didn’t bother with proper perspective because he wasn’t expecting anyone to be looking that closely at the rest of the background.
Sunny #14, Fox Features
The world tour continues, albeit as less of a “Blonde in a Red Dress” than “Blonde in a Red Bikini and Fancy Ballet Slippers”. (The budget went towards travel expenses and animal stunts, not authentic costuming.)
Jo-Jo Congo King #10, Fox
“30 Great Features”, “128 Pages”, and TWO cover appearances for the Blonde in a Red Dress. She’s keeping busy!
All Great Comics 1945 Edition, by Fox Features
The “Ocular Stab-o-matic Action Playset” was promptly recalled due to safety concerns.
V …- Comics #2, Fox Features
The Blonde in a Red Dress has played lots of roles where she had to do her own stunts, but thankfully very few where she had to dress up in anthropomorphic cartoon funny animal costumes for an off-brand wacky “laugh-fest of gaily colored comics”.
Zoot Comics #2, by Fox