The ubiquitous cover girl of the Golden Age of comics!
In addition to art classes, our heroine had also signed up for “Swashbuckling Pirate Yarns” (she thought the name was referring to a knitting club.)
Sorry, but “The Villainous Pirate Snuff” doesn’t quite have the same ring as “The Dread Pirate Roberts”
The Blonde in a Red Dress might need a refresher course on which end of the ray gun to use.
All the Blonde in a Red Dress wanted from her beach trip was a fun day at the boardwalk, maybe practice a little hula dancing, but no… her friends insisted on hanging out with the pirate cosplay re-enactment club instead.
Say what you want about the over-the-top crazy space adventures of the Blonde in a Red Dress, at least she avoids bland generic sci-fi covers.
Space Pirate Queens hate Van der Graaf generators, apparently.
The wannabe hero in the Space Robin Hood outfit was running late, so the Blonde in Red had to take care of the Space Dragon by herself.
The Blonde in Red fears that there’s something off-color about her latest cover. No, literally — her dress is magenta, her hair is orange, and her over-the-top ethnic stereotype Japanese villain is orange-brown. Someone get the colorist on the phone!
The world tour continues to the land of ye legendary Arthurian knights of olde, where we learn an important lesson: Never bring a sword to an axe fight!
Hurry up, kid! The tiger looks hungry!