The ubiquitous cover girl of the Golden Age of comics!
Sorry for interrupting our usual update schedule this week. Until the Blonde in Red returns, her rival is stuck filling in for her… which is probably why the Redhead in Yellow is currently conducting a seance to try find where the Blonde in Red has vanished to, so she can drag her back on the job!
Our blonde heroine briefly exchanges her trademark red dress for some red pants, which are more practical when chasing down “Exciting Adventures — on Land — on Sea — in the Air!”
The Blonde in a Red Dress realizes that she accidentally walked on to the wrong comic cover, and tries to back away slowly without interrupting things.
The Blonde in Red sheds a tear as her family’s tennis supply business is torn apart due to an expired green card.
The “crusade against crime” apparently includes a crackdown on unlicensed masquerade parties.
If that’s Earl, he’d better run if he knows what’s good for him. The Blonde in a Red Dress demonstrates her own methods of dealing with trespassers besides just filing restraining orders.
The Blonde in a Red Dress went through all the trouble of getting a restraining order, and her mom just waves to them and calls them over anyway.
Due to the camera angles used, I can only assume this cover actually stars the lesser known cover model known as “Stunt Double In A Blonde Wig in a Red Dress”.
The Blonde in a Red Dress would never have dared ask for a shopping bag if she had known the city was so strict in enforcing its anti-plastic-bag regulations.
Someday they’ll look back on this and laugh when they realize the Blonde in a Red Dress wasn’t actually trying to sneak out to double-cross the gang, she was just trying to find a dentist to take a look at a loose filling.