The Blonde in a Red Dress has a “come to Jesus” moment.
Intimate Confessions #1, by Avon
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Book summaries from the days before Wikipedia (or Cliff’s Notes)
The Blonde in Red fainted upon realizing how many novels she’d have to read in order to get this comic book adaptation anthology ready by the deadline.
“Stories by Famous Authors Illustrated” #13, by DS Publishing
Joe Finds Ann!
What’s the point of reading a story if they’re going to put spoilers right on the cover?
Joe Palooka #33, Harvey
Josie’s Strange Adventure in Hollywood
“A band of cheery schoolgirls who were invited to be the guests of a famous film director” — a.k.a., a glimpse into the early showbiz career of the Blonde in a Red Dress.
Girls’ Crystal #481
Rivals for the Witch’s Hoard
Sure, chasing after a witch’s hoard sounds like it’s all fun and games when you’re a precocious schoolgirl. But you’re also likely to end up cursed to spend the rest of your adult life dodging spooks and weirdoes like a certain Blonde in a Red Dress who shall remain nameless (except for when she’s named Vicky.)
Girls’ Crystal #437
Dirk the Clever Alsatian
As a teenager, the Blonde in a Red Dress had trained her dog to screen out prospective suitors.
Girls Crystal 528 (UK)
On a date with Roddy McDowall?
Is this a rare photo of a the Blonde in a Red Dress from her teen years? Or just one of her many fans in masquerade cosplay?
Calling All Girls #37, by Parents Magazine Press
Magic of the Only Living Comic Book Character!
When it comes to live-action activities that may not fully translate into the static visual medium of comic books, an illusionist’s slight-of-hand stage performance should rank near the top of the list.
Blackstone Master Magician Comics #1, by Vital Publications
Serious business
Not content to simply be typecast as a action/adventure damsel in distress, the Blonde in Red had her agent keep an eye out for more serious roles as well — even if it sometimes just ended up as a stern-faced cameo for a staring contest with “Doctor Bobbs”.
Popular Comics #90, Dell
“One of six splendid stories for schoolgirls!”
“Do these beads belong to anyone here? They were Norma’s, but she dared not claim them!”
You can tell this is a flashback to a much earlier role from her youth abroad in the UK, because the grown-up Blonde In A Red Dress has shown that she’ll dare just about anything.
Girls Crystal Weekly #168