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The Dread Past Blues

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For some reason, the story of a day at the beach by the Blonde in a Red Swimsuit is given cover blurbs that sound like they belong on her horror comic titles instead.


All True Romance #14, by Comic Media

She Was A Decent Girl Until You Came Along!

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“What Every Girl Should Know” about “True Love Problems”… a handy educational guide from the Blonde in Red.


True Love Problems and Advice Illustrated #16, by Harvey

Fighting for First Place

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Apparently the Blonde in Red still hasn’t quite made up her mind on the whole “date two boyfriends at the same time” dilemma.


First Love #10, by Harvey Comics

Glamorous Romances #42, Ace

Be Nice To Him, and Other Exciting Romances

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You can tell it’s going to be a lazy week when “Be Nice” tops your to-do list and counts as “glamorous” and “exciting”.


Glamorous Romances #42, Ace

Teen Age Romances #9, St. John

Questionable Covers: Do I Give My Lips Too Freely?

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Oh, come on, seriously? No! Bad cover editor! Bad! Stop it.


Teen Age Romances #9, St. John

Real Love #26, Ace Magazines

Once More, With Feeling

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The cover editor wasn’t satisfied with yesterday’s cover and insisted they keep trying the scene until they get it right. This made the Blonde in a Red Dress become even more bored.


Real Love #26, Ace Magazines

Buccaneers #19, Quality

Famed Freebooter

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All the Blonde in a Red Dress wanted from her beach trip was a fun day at the boardwalk, maybe practice a little hula dancing, but no… her friends insisted on hanging out with the pirate cosplay re-enactment club instead.


Buccaneers #19, Quality

Don’t Let It Bite Me!

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The fact that the comic feels the need to declare itself to be “Famous Funnies” three times on the same cover leads me to suspect it may be overcompensating for the fact that it is neither famous nor funny.


Famous Funnies #167, Eastern