The ubiquitous cover girl of the Golden Age of comics!
Apparently the Blonde in Red still hasn’t quite made up her mind on the whole “date two boyfriends at the same time” dilemma.
Summer! That delightful season when a young woman’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of malice.
You can tell it’s going to be a lazy week when “Be Nice” tops your to-do list and counts as “glamorous” and “exciting”.
Oh, come on, seriously? No! Bad cover editor! Bad! Stop it.
The cover editor wasn’t satisfied with yesterday’s cover and insisted they keep trying the scene until they get it right. This made the Blonde in a Red Dress become even more bored.
All the Blonde in a Red Dress wanted from her beach trip was a fun day at the boardwalk, maybe practice a little hula dancing, but no… her friends insisted on hanging out with the pirate cosplay re-enactment club instead.
Who can that attractive girl be?
The fact that the comic feels the need to declare itself to be “Famous Funnies” three times on the same cover leads me to suspect it may be overcompensating for the fact that it is neither famous nor funny.
The Blonde in Red’s relaxing week at the beach concludes with an attempted kidnapping by an amphibious humanoid fish-man. (Which, sadly, is pretty much to be expected, given our heroine’s usual luck.)
The Blonde in Red is beginning to regret the beach party, as the afternoon devolves into a vague non-specific argument with her vague generic boyfriend.