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This Date Idea Is Doomed

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Considering her previous experiences, the Blonde in Red really needs to just accept that romantic dates on a boat ride never seem to turn out well.


Web of Evil #1, by Quality

You’d Almost Think They Were ALIVE!

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Footprints. Desecrating ancient Indian burial chambers. Things that the Blonde in a Red Dress’s soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend thinks are “fantastic”.


Baffling Mysteries #12, by Ace

Too frightened to scream… too terror-stricken to move…

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…And too spooked to think of a clever caption to add for this cover.


This Magazine is Haunted #2, by Fawcett

But look — That grave!

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We’ve already seen green werewolves, green vampires, green space blobs, green zombies, and green ghouls. So sure, why not a green ex-husband at this point?


Mysterious Adventures #4, by Story Comics

Terror That Stalks By Night!

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A green werewolf, green vampire, green alien blob monster… sure, why not a green zombie?
Meanwhile, the Redhead in Yellow is exhausted for filling in for the Blonde in Red, and decides to take a quick nap.


The Unseen #9, by Standard Comics

Beware #6, Trojan

The Thing From Beyond (also known as “Tim”)

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Considering how often this seems to happen, the Blonde in a Red Dress really should know better than to hang around in graveyards at Halloween.


Beware #6, Trojan

Dark Mysteries #12, Story Comics

The Horror of the Talking Dead (also known as “Jack”)

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If the dead do start talking, I hope they’ll at least try to help explain exactly what the heck is going on in this cover.


Dark Mysteries #12, Story Comics