If the Blonde in a Red Dress looked too much like an unsympathetic man-stealer earlier this week, keep in mind that she’s been on the other side of the romantic triangle equation too. Such is the tragic love life of a romance comic cover girl.
Romantic Hearts #4, Story
The Blonde in Red begins to suspect that the invitation for “a free fireworks show” down at the ghoul-infested graveyard might have been a mistake.
Dark Mysteries #10, Story
The Redhead in Yellow is having second thoughts about her career path.
Dark Mysteries #9, Story Comics
This makes three different days, three different boyfriends, and three different attacks by skeleton zombie monsters. Maybe the Blonde in a Red Dress should just not bother trying to go out on a date near Halloween?
Mysterious Adventures #11, Story
C’mon, Jim! I dare you to shoot that skeleton ghost. What are ya? Yellow?
Mysterious Adventures #6, Story
Wait, isn’t a “shotgun wedding” usually intended to keep the groom from running away, not the bride? (And besides, a Red Dress isn’t much of a wedding gown.)
Dark Mysteries #8, Story Comics