The ubiquitous cover girl of the Golden Age of comics!
If the Blonde in a Red Dress looked too much like an unsympathetic man-stealer earlier this week, keep in mind that she’s been on the other side of the romantic triangle equation too. Such is the tragic love life of a romance comic cover girl.
The Blonde in Red begins to suspect that the invitation for “a free fireworks show” down at the ghoul-infested graveyard might have been a mistake.
The Redhead in Yellow is having second thoughts about her career path.
This makes three different days, three different boyfriends, and three different attacks by skeleton zombie monsters. Maybe the Blonde in a Red Dress should just not bother trying to go out on a date near Halloween?
C’mon, Jim! I dare you to shoot that skeleton ghost. What are ya? Yellow?
Wait, isn’t a “shotgun wedding” usually intended to keep the groom from running away, not the bride? (And besides, a Red Dress isn’t much of a wedding gown.)