The ubiquitous cover girl of the Golden Age of comics!
We’ve already seen green werewolves, green vampires, green space blobs, green zombies, and green ghouls. So sure, why not a green ex-husband at this point?
The Blonde in Red returns from vacation… only to run into the exact same parade of green monsters that the Redhead in Yellow had been dealing with for the past couple weeks.
The Blonde in Red knows it’s a bad date when she feels relief at an attack by the vengeful undead because it means the masher will finally stop trying to steal a kiss.
If the dead do start talking, I hope they’ll at least try to help explain exactly what the heck is going on in this cover.
If the Blonde in a Red Dress looked too much like an unsympathetic man-stealer earlier this week, keep in mind that she’s been on the other side of the romantic triangle equation too. Such is the tragic love life of a romance comic cover girl.
The Blonde in Red begins to suspect that the invitation for “a free fireworks show” down at the ghoul-infested graveyard might have been a mistake.
The Redhead in Yellow is having second thoughts about her career path.
This makes three different days, three different boyfriends, and three different attacks by skeleton zombie monsters. Maybe the Blonde in a Red Dress should just not bother trying to go out on a date near Halloween?
C’mon, Jim! I dare you to shoot that skeleton ghost. What are ya? Yellow?
Wait, isn’t a “shotgun wedding” usually intended to keep the groom from running away, not the bride? (And besides, a Red Dress isn’t much of a wedding gown.)