If the uncomfortable posture of the Blonde in a Red Dress is any indication, the restless “sleepers in the crypt” are in dire need of an orthopedic mattress and pillow set.
Ghost Comics #6, by Fiction House
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Werewolfery Is A Myth
The Redhead in a Yellow Dress fills in for the vacationing Blonde in a Red Dress to investigate The Green Werewolf In A Top Hat.
Jumbo Comics #163, by Fiction House
Six-Gun Wedding
Yup, nothing says “Cowgirl Romance” like a Blonde in a Red Dress bludgeoning her attackers with a white-hot branding iron.
Cowgirl Romances #8, Fiction House
Poetry In Space
“In Xanado did a Blonde in Red
A spaceship’s pressure-dome besiege…”
Planet Comics #45, Fiction House
An Inconvenient Death Ray
The Blonde in a Red Dress fights the true source of global warming.
Planet Comics #43, Fiction House
Bad Hair Day
The Blonde in a Red Dress begins to regret trying out the trendy new hair salon.
Planet comics #41, Fiction House
A Thrilling Lost World Adventure
The Blonde in a Red Space Military Uniform fights the “Giants of the Golden Atom”. And by “Giants” we mean “Large Brawny Men of Relatively Normal Height”. (Hmmm. I wonder if they’re related to the Dwarflings?)
Planet Comics #55, Fiction House
Dwarflings from Oceania
The Blonde in Red wears her Red Skort under her Red Skirt for the sake of modesty in exactly these situations where she might be dragged upside down by Dwarflings. (And by “Dwarflings” we mean “Large Brawny Men of Relatively Normal Height”.)
Planet Comics #53, Fiction House
Space Rocket Tank-Tread Moped Away!
Say what you want about the over-the-top crazy space adventures of the Blonde in a Red Dress, at least she avoids bland generic sci-fi covers.
Planet Comics #58, Fiction House
Planet Week: The (Not So) Jolly Green Colossus of the Blood-Moon
The Blonde in Red is fashionable enough that she can even make the combo of a space helmet, midriff blouse, and miniskirt look good… although I’m not sure exactly how they’re supposed to work as deep space astronaut gear.
Planet Comics #36, Fiction House