The ubiquitous cover girl of the Golden Age of comics!
The Redhead in a Yellow Dress fills in for the vacationing Blonde in a Red Dress to investigate The Green Werewolf In A Top Hat.
Yup, nothing says “Cowgirl Romance” like a Blonde in a Red Dress bludgeoning her attackers with a white-hot branding iron.
“In Xanado did a Blonde in Red
A spaceship’s pressure-dome besiege…”
The Blonde in a Red Dress fights the true source of global warming.
The Blonde in a Red Dress begins to regret trying out the trendy new hair salon.
The Blonde in a Red Space Military Uniform fights the “Giants of the Golden Atom”. And by “Giants” we mean “Large Brawny Men of Relatively Normal Height”. (Hmmm. I wonder if they’re related to the Dwarflings?)
The Blonde in Red wears her Red Skort under her Red Skirt for the sake of modesty in exactly these situations where she might be dragged upside down by Dwarflings. (And by “Dwarflings” we mean “Large Brawny Men of Relatively Normal Height”.)
Say what you want about the over-the-top crazy space adventures of the Blonde in a Red Dress, at least she avoids bland generic sci-fi covers.
The Blonde in Red is fashionable enough that she can even make the combo of a space helmet, midriff blouse, and miniskirt look good… although I’m not sure exactly how they’re supposed to work as deep space astronaut gear.
The Blonde in a Red Dress has to shoot the same invading alien horde as the hero, but in high heels and backwards!