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Boiled in (essential) oil

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Sometimes these all-natural, alternative-medicine health treatments can be taken to extremes.


Mister Mystery #6, by Stanley Morse

“Beware” is right!

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The Blonde in Red seems pretty blasé on this cover. I think her boyfriend has the more reasonable response this time: incoherent screaming!


Fantastic #9, by Youthful Magazines

The Haunting Horror of This Magazine is Fantastic!

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Her mother always warned her to wear clean (and armor-plated) undergarments just in case her red dress/spacesuit accidentally gets lost while being carried away by a gibbering hellbeast smashing through cement walls.


Fantastic #8, by Youthful Magazine

Thrilling Comics #36, Pines

Get your paws off me, you darn dirty ape!

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The Blonde in Red hopes that the epic battle between the circus gorilla, skull-faced guy with a snake, and brawny guys with fabulous hair will be enough to distract from her highly questionable co-stars, the “Commando Cubs”… a crack team of gun-toting underage ethnic stereotypes travelling the world to fight Nazis.


Thrilling Comics #36, Pines

Maschera Bianca #21: Il Fantasma Della City

The Blonde in a Red Dress World Tour: Italy

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As an international star, the Blonde in Red often travels the globe for authentic “on location” adventures.


Maschera Bianca #21: Il Fantasma Della City (Italian)

Suspense Comics #7, Continental

Dance, ballerina, dance

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Sadly, I’m not culturally literate enough to properly make highbrow jokes about ballet, or classical violin, or… whatever the heck that checkerboard guy is supposed to represent.


Suspense Comics #7, Continental

Jackpot Comics #7, MLJ

United States Secret Service Agent?

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Another name to add to her list of aliases! According to her exceptionally large ID card, the undercover Blonde in a Red Dress was going by the name of “Jane Dickson” prior to being captured by… um… a Nazi, a Japanese soldier with vampire fangs, and some guy with a green skull for a head?


Jackpot Comics #7, MLJ