The Blonde in a Red Dress has yet another blind date get interrupted by the demands of her day job.
Weird Tales of the Future #1, by Stanley Morse
Posts tagged useless boyfriend
Boiled in (essential) oil
Sometimes these all-natural, alternative-medicine health treatments can be taken to extremes.
Mister Mystery #6, by Stanley Morse
“Beware” is right!
The Blonde in Red seems pretty blasé on this cover. I think her boyfriend has the more reasonable response this time: incoherent screaming!
Fantastic #9, by Youthful Magazines
Look and look well!
The Blonde in a Red Dress has reckless disregard for spoiler warnings.
The Beyond #15, by Ace
You’d Almost Think They Were ALIVE!
Footprints. Desecrating ancient Indian burial chambers. Things that the Blonde in a Red Dress’s soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend thinks are “fantastic”.
Baffling Mysteries #12, by Ace
I’ve Seen All Kinds of Footprints, But These Are Fantastic!
The Blonde in Red really needs to find a boyfriend with better situational awareness and peripheral vision.
Web of Mystery #15, by Ace
A Fiendish Spell!
“The Sacrificial Worshipers of Baal” was the name of the Blonde in Red’s amateur rock band in high school.
Baffling Mysteries #11, by Ace Magazines
Save me, Dave!!
Judging by her facial expression, the Blonde in a Red Dress is bored to be starring in yet another dull “talking head” comic.
Mysterious Adventures #5, by Story Comics
In The Cards
But will the tall, blond man be wearing red?
Pictorial Romances #7, by St. John
But look — That grave!
We’ve already seen green werewolves, green vampires, green space blobs, green zombies, and green ghouls. So sure, why not a green ex-husband at this point?
Mysterious Adventures #4, by Story Comics