Footprints. Desecrating ancient Indian burial chambers. Things that the Blonde in a Red Dress’s soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend thinks are “fantastic”.
Baffling Mysteries #12, by Ace
Posts tagged useless boyfriend
I’ve Seen All Kinds of Footprints, But These Are Fantastic!
The Blonde in Red really needs to find a boyfriend with better situational awareness and peripheral vision.
Web of Mystery #15, by Ace
A Fiendish Spell!
“The Sacrificial Worshipers of Baal” was the name of the Blonde in Red’s amateur rock band in high school.
Baffling Mysteries #11, by Ace Magazines
Save me, Dave!!
Judging by her facial expression, the Blonde in a Red Dress is bored to be starring in yet another dull “talking head” comic.
Mysterious Adventures #5, by Story Comics
In The Cards
But will the tall, blond man be wearing red?
Pictorial Romances #7, by St. John
But look — That grave!
We’ve already seen green werewolves, green vampires, green space blobs, green zombies, and green ghouls. So sure, why not a green ex-husband at this point?
Mysterious Adventures #4, by Story Comics
It Isn’t Easy Being Green
The Blonde in Red returns from vacation… only to run into the exact same parade of green monsters that the Redhead in Yellow had been dealing with for the past couple weeks.
Mysterious Adventures #2, by Story
Ahem! Show Me Your Papers, Please!
Nothing says tempestuous romance and teen-age temptation than a carefully documented paperwork trail.
Teen-Age Temptations #3, by St. John
There’s No Fare! It’s An Absolutely Free Service!
There will be fewer updates than usual this week, as the Blonde in a Red Dress is busy traveling for the upcoming holidays. But perhaps she shouldn’t have tried to save on her travel costs by risking an untested new rideshare service?
Haunted Thrills #13, Ajax/Farrel
The Thing From Beyond (also known as “Tim”)
Considering how often this seems to happen, the Blonde in a Red Dress really should know better than to hang around in graveyards at Halloween.
Beware #6, Trojan