Hey, you! Mr. Ghost of Christmas Past! Stop trying to pick up a date with the Blonde in a Red Dress, and get on with your real job. You’re running late for your appointment with Mr. Scrooge!
Romantic Adventures #44, by ACG
Posts tagged useless boyfriend
The Malevolent Mirror Men!
Another blind date ends in disaster for the Blonde in a Red Dress; her narcissistic boyfriend couldn’t pull himself away from the mirror.
The Hand of Fate #17, by Ace
Goodbye World
Hello skulls!
Voodoo #7, by Ajax/Farrell
Kidnapped By Aliens
The Blonde in a Red Dress has yet another blind date get interrupted by the demands of her day job.
Weird Tales of the Future #1, by Stanley Morse
Boiled in (essential) oil
Sometimes these all-natural, alternative-medicine health treatments can be taken to extremes.
Mister Mystery #6, by Stanley Morse
“Beware” is right!
The Blonde in Red seems pretty blasé on this cover. I think her boyfriend has the more reasonable response this time: incoherent screaming!
Fantastic #9, by Youthful Magazines
Look and look well!
The Blonde in a Red Dress has reckless disregard for spoiler warnings.
The Beyond #15, by Ace
You’d Almost Think They Were ALIVE!
Footprints. Desecrating ancient Indian burial chambers. Things that the Blonde in a Red Dress’s soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend thinks are “fantastic”.
Baffling Mysteries #12, by Ace
I’ve Seen All Kinds of Footprints, But These Are Fantastic!
The Blonde in Red really needs to find a boyfriend with better situational awareness and peripheral vision.
Web of Mystery #15, by Ace
A Fiendish Spell!
“The Sacrificial Worshipers of Baal” was the name of the Blonde in Red’s amateur rock band in high school.
Baffling Mysteries #11, by Ace Magazines