The ubiquitous cover girl of the Golden Age of comics!
She thought he was being romantic and saving her love letters tied with a bow. Turns out it was a stack of unpaid invoices that he hoped she would cover for him.
The wannabe hero in the Space Robin Hood outfit was running late, so the Blonde in Red had to take care of the Space Dragon by herself.
The poor Blonde in a Red Dress spent her camping vacation trying to find a river… and then gets back just in time to learn that her boyfriend is being sent up the river.
The Blonde in Red cut short her camping vacation, because she somehow ended stuck up a paddle without a creek.
The Blonde in a Red Dress finds herself wondering why a series called “MANhunt” seems to end up with HER being the one being hunted and/or in perilous death traps all the time.
Thrilling, I say!
This makes three different days, three different boyfriends, and three different attacks by skeleton zombie monsters. Maybe the Blonde in a Red Dress should just not bother trying to go out on a date near Halloween?
C’mon, Jim! I dare you to shoot that skeleton ghost. What are ya? Yellow?
Oh, wait, they do have a paddle. And a rifle. The Blonde in Red obviously remembers her past Eerie experiences.
The world tour continues to the land of ye legendary Arthurian knights of olde, where we learn an important lesson: Never bring a sword to an axe fight!