The ubiquitous cover girl of the Golden Age of comics!
The Blonde in Red sheds a tear as her family’s tennis supply business is torn apart due to an expired green card.
The poor Blonde in a Red Dress spent her camping vacation trying to find a river… and then gets back just in time to learn that her boyfriend is being sent up the river.
The Blonde in Red cut short her camping vacation, because she somehow ended stuck up a paddle without a creek.
In a traditional teen story lesson against peer pressure, the Blonde in Red finds herself in a slippery slope of diminishing returns as the poolside fun of “Freckles and his Friends” turns into resentful river rivalries of “Boots and Her Buddies”.
C’mon, Jim! I dare you to shoot that skeleton ghost. What are ya? Yellow?
Oh, wait, they do have a paddle. And a rifle. The Blonde in Red obviously remembers her past Eerie experiences.
In an early career victory for the Blonde in a Red Dress, she won the role of “Betty” in the early Archie series, in which she would– Oh my gosh, kill it! Kill it with fire!
In this issue: Rip Carson, Tiger Girl, Hooks Devlin, Senorita Rio, Shark Brodie… “and others”?
Sad. It’s the equivalent of ending the Gilligan’s Island song with “and all the rest”.
To paraphrase that old quip about Ginger Rogers, the Blonde in a Red Dress not only had to do her own stunts on a sinking rowboat on the open seas, but she apparently had to do it while falling backwards and in high heels.