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This Date Idea Is Doomed

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Considering her previous experiences, the Blonde in Red really needs to just accept that romantic dates on a boat ride never seem to turn out well.


Web of Evil #1, by Quality

My Hero’s Illusion

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The fiance of the Blonde in a Red Dress has trouble recognizing her when the cover is cropped so that her red dress isn’t actually visible.


G.I. Sweethearts #38, Quality

Daring Actions in Hazardous Tasks

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The Blonde in a Red Dress was having adventures even from a very young age.


New Heroic Comics #64, by Eastern Color Publishing

Fighting for First Place

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Apparently the Blonde in Red still hasn’t quite made up her mind on the whole “date two boyfriends at the same time” dilemma.


First Love #10, by Harvey Comics

Witches Tales #3, Harvey

Please Don’t Overfeed The Fish

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The Blonde in a Red Dress was hoping her new job with the Screaming Eel Tour Boat Agency came with some real responsibilities, but she soon realized she was just a figurehead.


Witches Tales #3, Harvey

Buccaneers #24, Quality Comics

The Blonde in a Red (Polka-Dot) Dress: Adventure on the Bounding Main

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In addition to art classes, our heroine had also signed up for “Swashbuckling Pirate Yarns” (she thought the name was referring to a knitting club.)


Buccaneers #24, Quality Comics

Pay-Off v1. #5, DS Publishing

Holding A Grudge

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The Brunette in a Green Dress suddenly realizes she really shouldn’t have been such a high school bully to the Blonde in a Red Dress.


Pay-Off v1. #5, DS Publishing

Buster Brown Comics #19, The Brown Shoe Company

Vacation Fill-In Guest Host In A Red Dress

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The Blonde in a Red Dress has a vacation day off, but good ol’ Smilin’ Ed promised he’d find a suitable temp replacement. I’m sure the readers won’t even notice a difference!


Buster Brown Comics #19, The Brown Shoe Company

Dotty #38, Ace

Blonde in a Red (Patterned) Dress: Canoes by Moonlight

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The Blonde in Red was disappointed to learn that her new dress ranked so low on the Helen-o-meter. (If Helen-of-Troy is the quantifiable beauty standard for launching one thousand ships, then launching only four canoes would register a score of only four Milli-Helens. That’s science!)


Dotty #38, Ace