Considering her previous experiences, the Blonde in Red really needs to just accept that romantic dates on a boat ride never seem to turn out well.
Web of Evil #1, by Quality
Posts tagged boat
My Hero’s Illusion
The fiance of the Blonde in a Red Dress has trouble recognizing her when the cover is cropped so that her red dress isn’t actually visible.
G.I. Sweethearts #38, Quality
I Thought You Two Were Engaged?
Aaaaaaaaawkward!
Pictorial Romances #6, by St. John
Daring Actions in Hazardous Tasks
The Blonde in a Red Dress was having adventures even from a very young age.
New Heroic Comics #64, by Eastern Color Publishing
Fighting for First Place
Apparently the Blonde in Red still hasn’t quite made up her mind on the whole “date two boyfriends at the same time” dilemma.
First Love #10, by Harvey Comics
Please Don’t Overfeed The Fish
The Blonde in a Red Dress was hoping her new job with the Screaming Eel Tour Boat Agency came with some real responsibilities, but she soon realized she was just a figurehead.
Witches Tales #3, Harvey
The Blonde in a Red (Polka-Dot) Dress: Adventure on the Bounding Main
In addition to art classes, our heroine had also signed up for “Swashbuckling Pirate Yarns” (she thought the name was referring to a knitting club.)
Buccaneers #24, Quality Comics
Holding A Grudge
The Brunette in a Green Dress suddenly realizes she really shouldn’t have been such a high school bully to the Blonde in a Red Dress.
Pay-Off v1. #5, DS Publishing
Vacation Fill-In Guest Host In A Red Dress
The Blonde in a Red Dress has a vacation day off, but good ol’ Smilin’ Ed promised he’d find a suitable temp replacement. I’m sure the readers won’t even notice a difference!
Buster Brown Comics #19, The Brown Shoe Company
Blonde in a Red (Patterned) Dress: Canoes by Moonlight
The Blonde in Red was disappointed to learn that her new dress ranked so low on the Helen-o-meter. (If Helen-of-Troy is the quantifiable beauty standard for launching one thousand ships, then launching only four canoes would register a score of only four Milli-Helens. That’s science!)
Dotty #38, Ace