The Blonde in Red hopes that the epic battle between the circus gorilla, skull-faced guy with a snake, and brawny guys with fabulous hair will be enough to distract from her highly questionable co-stars, the “Commando Cubs”… a crack team of gun-toting underage ethnic stereotypes travelling the world to fight Nazis.
Thrilling Comics #36, Pines
“One turn of the switch and the girl’s blood would forever be fused with the gorilla’s!”
Seriously, what was the thought process that would lead someone to think that A-Fishbowl-Helmet-That-Gives-A-Girl-The-Blood-Of-A-Gorilla is a worthwhile invention? Or a productive use of time and resources? Or worth getting punched in the face by the Blue Beetle?
Mystery Men Comics #26, by Fox Features
And suddenly: Giant green mutant Nazi gorillas.
Amazing Man #22 by Centaur
…Or maybe it was that spear plus a punch to the jaw.
Apparently our heroine’s jungle safari vacation is still going pretty much as expected.
Thrilling Comics #53 (Pines)