The dressing room of the Blonde in a Red Dress is off limits for door-to-door knife salesmen, no matter how fancy they dress up.
The Fighting Yank #24, Pines
The ubiquitous cover girl of the Golden Age of comics!
The dressing room of the Blonde in a Red Dress is off limits for door-to-door knife salesmen, no matter how fancy they dress up.
It’s the Blonde in a Red Dress vs. a Klan of Kobra Kultists.
The Blonde in Red is clearly startled! (Less by her epic sci-fi predicament with giant space bugs and more by the fact that the Fighting Yank somehow still got himself top billing despite not showing up for the cover.)
The Blonde in Red discovers that being a superhero is hard work. Unless you can pass yourself off as a damsel in distress, in which case you can have plausible deniability to sit back and make your teammates do all the work.
It’s a little known fact that the brontosaurus was the prehistoric world’s largest and most fearsome predator.
The Blonde in a Red Dress won the pageant due to her extra high marks in the superheroine cosplay competition.
The Blonde in a Red Dress is outraged that she wasn’t given proper safety goggles like everyone else in the room, prompting the Fighting Yank to continue his two-fisted crusade against those who would ignore proper safety regulations when testing Mad Science Death Rays.
If this was a modern action movie, someone would be making a quip about an “acid trip.”