Pygmy slave… pygmy queen… the Blonde in a Red Dress gets all sorts of job offers!
Baffling Mysteries ##20, by Ace
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Feed me, Seymour
The Blonde in Red was enjoying her blind date with a botanist until one of his jealous co-workers decided to make a scene.
Baffling Mysteries #19, by Ace
I Won’t Be Your Queen
The Blonde in Red stars in an after school special about resisting peer pressure. Remember kids, don’t drink accursed magic potions, even if hellspawned pygmies say it’s “cool”.
Baffling Mysteries #14, by Ace Magazines
You’d Almost Think They Were ALIVE!
Footprints. Desecrating ancient Indian burial chambers. Things that the Blonde in a Red Dress’s soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend thinks are “fantastic”.
Baffling Mysteries #12, by Ace
A Fiendish Spell!
“The Sacrificial Worshipers of Baal” was the name of the Blonde in Red’s amateur rock band in high school.
Baffling Mysteries #11, by Ace Magazines
The Beach Party is Over
The Blonde in Red’s relaxing week at the beach concludes with an attempted kidnapping by an amphibious humanoid fish-man. (Which, sadly, is pretty much to be expected, given our heroine’s usual luck.)
Baffling Mysteries #7, Ace