The Blonde in a Red Dress is such an adept saleswoman that she can parlay a showroom floor display into a marriage proposal.
Love Diary #41, by Orbit/Wanted
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Why Good Girls Go Wrong (And/Or Become Swamp Girls)
The Blonde in Red was a fool to put a price on love… at least not until she got a comparison quote on the competing cash prize offer.
Love Journal #21, by Orbit
Dynamite-Packed True Detective Story From Police Files!
Trying to steal the purse of the Blonde in a Red Dress at a bus stop seems rather mundane for a “cult of killers” who are “the nation’s most vicious crime organization”.
Wanted Comics #52, by Orbit
Photo Friday: Bachelor Girl
Okay, yeah, right… I’m sure that’s the facial expression of someone who’s thinking “I love Jerry with all my heart!” (Run, Jerry!)
Love Diary #10, Orbit/Wanted Comics
Is That You, Earl?
The Blonde in a Red Dress went through all the trouble of getting a restraining order, and her mom just waves to them and calls them over anyway.
Wanted Comics #23, Orbit
True Stories of Western Badmen!
The Blonde in a Red Dress dials it up to 11 so her comic can be more than just a Western: it’s now even Westerner!
The Westerner Comics #14, Orbit
Photo Fridays: Girls Who Go Wrong
The Blonde in Red offers stern warnings for impressionable readers against “exposing yourself recklessly”. (To dangers! Exposing yourself recklessly to dangers! Get your mind out the gutter!)
Love Diary #2, Orbit
The Blonde in a Red (Polka-Dotted) Dress, Day 2
Archie may have been too shy to take the hint, but apparently the Blonde in Red got someone else to take her to the dance in her new polka-dot dress. Here’s hoping he’s not just selfishly using her to compile a list of things he dislikes most.
Love Diary #35, Orbit