Between the random pauses in his dialog and the fact that he’s talking without moving his lips, either this guy is being overdubbed or the Blonde In Red is practicing a new ventriloquy act.
True Life Secrets #18, by Charlton
The ubiquitous cover girl of the Golden Age of comics!
Between the random pauses in his dialog and the fact that he’s talking without moving his lips, either this guy is being overdubbed or the Blonde In Red is practicing a new ventriloquy act.
True Life Secrets #18, by Charlton
The Blonde in Red and the dance auditions from Hell.
Horrific #1, by Comic Media
“The Sacrificial Worshipers of Baal” was the name of the Blonde in Red’s amateur rock band in high school.
Baffling Mysteries #11, by Ace Magazines
The Crystal Palace is proud to present the Blonde in a Red Dress as “Rosa Rio from New Orleans”… or at least, that’s the role she would be playing if she wasn’t currently curled up backstage with a stomach flu.
Hi-School Romance #9, by Harvey
The Blonde in a Red Dress “Gave Romance The Run-Around”… probably to avoid a guy named “Skipper”.
Teen Age Romances #10, St. John
The “crusade against crime” apparently includes a crackdown on unlicensed masquerade parties.
Exposed v1 #6, DS Publishing
Her gal pals may have bad posture, but at least they won’t laugh when the Blonde in Red tries out her new outfits, unlike certain other people.
Kitty #1, St. John
“An Ex-G.I. Unmasks A New Racket” is the name of the latest interpretive dance performance art by the Blonde in a Red Dress and the artist known only as “Hank”.
Hank (1946) by Pentagon Publishing
Archie may have been too shy to take the hint, but apparently the Blonde in Red got someone else to take her to the dance in her new polka-dot dress. Here’s hoping he’s not just selfishly using her to compile a list of things he dislikes most.
Love Diary #35, Orbit
The caption promises “52 Pages jam-packed with action!”, but the cover promises “Blonde in Red glaring in annoyance at being upstaged on the dance floor.”
Target Comics v8 #8, Novelty Press