Archie may have been too shy to take the hint, but apparently the Blonde in Red got someone else to take her to the dance in her new polka-dot dress. Here’s hoping he’s not just selfishly using her to compile a list of things he dislikes most.
Love Diary #35, Orbit
The caption promises “52 Pages jam-packed with action!”, but the cover promises “Blonde in Red glaring in annoyance at being upstaged on the dance floor.”
Target Comics v8 #8, Novelty Press
Sadly, I’m not culturally literate enough to properly make highbrow jokes about ballet, or classical violin, or… whatever the heck that checkerboard guy is supposed to represent.
Suspense Comics #7, Continental