Authentic Police Cases – The Blonde in a Red Dress

The Inside Lowdown on Calculating Killers

The Blonde in Red must have really had the detectives confused if they thought she was “Murder Inc.’s No.1 Boy”

Authentic Police Cases #33, by St. John

…A spree of questionable apostrophe usage!

Authentic Police Cases #32, by St. John

“$140000 in hidden loot lured ex-cons into a rendezvous with ~~death~~ the Blonde In A Red Dress.”

Authentic Police Cases #31, by St. John

It’s a double-feature of the Blonde in Red, starring international jewel thieves and Caribbean dopes.

Authentic Police Cases #34, by St. John

The Blonde in a Red Dress tries to blend in with the crowd while relaxing on one of her rare days off.

Authentic Police Cases #17, by St. John

“We’ll take this joint for plenty!”

Authentic Police Cases #19, by St. John

Uh oh! The Blonde in a Red Dress has reached her breaking point in dealing with holiday traffic! Clear the streets! (And the sidewalks!)

Authentic Police Cases #25, by St John

It’s a simple equation: Set-Up For Robbery + Murder By Accident = Punch-Board Profits!

Authentic Police Cases #23, by St. John

And what girl would want to trust her best friend with a bunch of shady smugglers?

Authentic Police Cases #14, St. John

I’m pretty sure that’s not quite how police lineups are supposed to work.

Authentic Police Cases #12, St. John