If a “three-cornered romance” is “not good enough for him”, does that make him a square?
Dotty #40, Ace
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Questionable Covers: Featuring Lovable, Adorable “Dotty”
The Blonde in a Red Dress seems to find herself with the same problem as many newspaper reporters, in that the person writing the content of the story may not have any control over the person coming up with the sensational clickbait headlines. (At least, I hope that’s the explanation, because “Glamorous Romances” with someone “Lovable” and “Adorable” doesn’t really describe what I think of when story titles are promising a “gamble” with a “hired date” who is “temporarily yours” for a “week-end romance”.)
Dotty #39, Ace Magazines
Blonde in a Red (Patterned) Dress: Canoes by Moonlight
The Blonde in Red was disappointed to learn that her new dress ranked so low on the Helen-o-meter. (If Helen-of-Troy is the quantifiable beauty standard for launching one thousand ships, then launching only four canoes would register a score of only four Milli-Helens. That’s science!)
Dotty #38, Ace
Trend-setting Makeover
The Blonde in a Red Dress was ahead of her time! Here she demonstrates a dramatic transformation from her “awkward teen” appearance at home to the “tops in beauty” center of attention at the ballroom dance, decades before Hollywood teen movie fashion makeover montage scenes were a thing!
Dotty #35, Ace Magazines
Tops in Beauty – A Real Hep Cutie
Despite yesterday’s detour, the Blonde in a Red Dress Swimsuit finally makes her way to the beach party to meet up with her pals Sorority Sue and Jerry the Jinx.
Dotty Comics #36, Ace