The Blonde in Red wears her Red Skort under her Red Skirt for the sake of modesty in exactly these situations where she might be dragged upside down by Dwarflings. (And by “Dwarflings” we mean “Large Brawny Men of Relatively Normal Height”.)
Planet Comics #53, Fiction House
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“Dwarflings” are the TALLEST dwarfs! (And I totally would have bought every issue of PLANET COMICS back in the day!)