Despite yesterday’s detour, the Blonde in a Red Dress Swimsuit finally makes her way to the beach party to meet up with her pals Sorority Sue and Jerry the Jinx.
Dotty Comics #36, Ace
Posts tagged Blonde in Red
Blackstone and the Fog Monsters
The Blonde in a Red Dress was dressed and ready for a summer luau party, but the weather (and fog monsters) just wouldn’t cooperate.
Blackstone Master Magician Comics v1 #3, Vital Publications
Aunt Lavinia’s Ghost
Well, I’m glad someone put an end to the week of skeletons haunting our poor Blonde in a Red Dress.
Adventures into the Unknown #42, ACG
He’s crazy, but he means it!
Wait, isn’t a “shotgun wedding” usually intended to keep the groom from running away, not the bride? (And besides, a Red Dress isn’t much of a wedding gown.)
Dark Mysteries #8, Story Comics
Those Who Have Defied The Skeleton
Uh oh! That grave looks like it’s gonna be getting real crowded. (Is the Blonde in a Red Dress the “Fran Smith” on the tombstone, or the “?”)
Punch Comics #13, Chesler
Bones and Bullets
I would normally assume that this cover was meant to be symbolic of the threat of death looming over a life of crime… but given the habit of the Blonde in a Red Dress to do stuff like chase after a witch’s hoard, I wouldn’t be surprised if this was an actual attack by a literal giant skull monster.
Punch Comics #12, Chesler
Rivals for the Witch’s Hoard
Sure, chasing after a witch’s hoard sounds like it’s all fun and games when you’re a precocious schoolgirl. But you’re also likely to end up cursed to spend the rest of your adult life dodging spooks and weirdoes like a certain Blonde in a Red Dress who shall remain nameless (except for when she’s named Vicky.)
Girls’ Crystal #437
Something More Unusual
Whew! The Blonde in Red seems to have made it through “Ugly Face Week”, so now we can finally relax with some lighthearted humor in the role of “Suzie” as she– Aaaaugh! No! Just, no!
Suzie #50, MLJ
Archie Has The Innsmouth Look
In an early career victory for the Blonde in a Red Dress, she won the role of “Betty” in the early Archie series, in which she would– Oh my gosh, kill it! Kill it with fire!
Pep Comics #48, MLJ
In lieu of sound effects, please begin screaming internally
The Blonde in a Red Dress tried her hand at superheroics in the role of Lightning Girl, but found herself upstaged by the grotesqueries on display for what is apparently shaping up to be “Ugly Face Week”.
Four Favorites #14, Ace