The ubiquitous cover girl of the Golden Age of comics!
This was a hard special effects shot to stage for the cover. The Blonde in a Red Dress had to bend backwards down the hole so her head was out of view, while the Blonde Stunt Double In A Black Ninja Suit had her hair pulled as she balanced on a ladder. But that’s the kind of hard work needed to get ahead in comics.
Fight Against Crime #20, by Story Comics
“Secrets of Youthful Lovers?” More like “Casefiles of the HR Department!”
Romantic Hearts #6, by Story
The Blonde in Red has such sensitive hearing that she can eavesdrop on conversations even as they zip past her on a toboggan!
Romantic Hearts #5, by Story Comics
The Blonde in a Red Dress finds her date night once again interrupted by yet another “mysterious adventure” that can’t decide if it wants to be an “amazing tale”, a “thrilling tale of suspense”, or a “tale of horror”.
Mysterious Adventures #12 by Story Comics
The Blonde in a Red Dress regrets signing up for Bowling Night of the Living Dead.
Mysterious Adventures #15, Story Comics
The Blonde in a Red Dress is horrified by the confusing use of double negatives.
Fight Against Crime #13, by Story Comics
Those aren’t the facial expressions I generally expect to see on people bleeding from a hail of bullets.
Fight Against Crime #8, by Story Comics
Are they talking past each other? Their dialog doesn’t seem to have anything to do with what the other one said. (Another relationship doomed due to poor communication skills.)
Mysterious Adventures #8, by Story Comics
In addition to shouting her warning, the Blonde in Red also attempted to communicate through sign language and interpretive dance. (It didn’t help.)
Fight Against Crime #11, by Story
Judging by her facial expression, the Blonde in a Red Dress is bored to be starring in yet another dull “talking head” comic.
Mysterious Adventures #5, by Story Comics