Golden Age Cover Gallery of the Blonde in a Red Dress
Detective Short Stories v3 #5

“An Uncanny Long Novelette”

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The Blonde in a Red Dress realizes that her mother was probably right to warn her against spending too much time hanging out with corpses of questionable reputation. Detective Short Stories v3 #5

Fantastic Adventures v3 #6

Thrilling Puzzle Story?

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At last! The Blonde in Red gets a chance to play the villainess… although more importantly, I think the unanswered $50 question is “who was in charge of choosing props and costuming for this cover scene?” Fantastic Adventures v3 #6

Mystery Men #26, by Fox Features

Who thought this was a good idea?

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“One turn of the switch and the girl’s blood would forever be fused with the gorilla’s!” Seriously, what was the thought process that would lead someone to think that A-Fishbowl-Helmet-That-Gives-A-Girl-The-Blood-Of-A-Gorilla is a worthwhile invention? Or a productive use of time and resources? Or worth getting punched in the face by the Blue Beetle? Mystery Men… Continue reading Who thought this was a good idea?

Top-Notch #18 by MLJ

“The Return of the Skull!”

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I’m less concerned about the graveyard ghouls than I am about that face the Blonde in Red is making. Someone call a doctor, I think she may be having conniptions! Top-Notch #18 by MLJ

Confessions of the Lovelorn #96, by ACG

Eternal Rivals

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“I — I saw the way you looked at her! Don’t you DARE look at any other girl — Ever!” She’s trying to play it off as just being jealous, but I suspect the true reason that The Blonde in a Red Dress is so upset is because she’s wasn’t expecting to awkwardly cross paths… Continue reading Eternal Rivals

First Love Illustrated #9, Harvey

A classic love triangle

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Could this be the source of the eternal conflict between the Blonde in Red and the Redhead in Yellow? (I just hope the boyfriend’s name isn’t Chekhov, because if so, I’d worry about those guns on the wall.) First Love Illustrated #9, Harvey