You’ll put your eye out, kid!
The “Ocular Stab-o-matic Action Playset” was promptly recalled due to safety concerns. V …- Comics #2, Fox Features
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Golden Age Cover Gallery of the Blonde in a Red Dress
Featuring The Fighting Yank, Super-Patriot
If this was a modern action movie, someone would be making a quip about an “acid trip.” Startling Comics v7 #21, Pines
Death Trap Week Continues!
The Blonde in a Red Dress is outraged that she wasn’t given proper safety goggles like everyone else in the room, prompting the Fighting Yank to continue his two-fisted crusade against those who would ignore proper safety regulations when testing Mad Science Death Rays. The Fighting Yank #17, Nedor
An Atomic Comic!
Death Trap Week concludes with our heroine in danger of being burned at the stake… next to a bundle of dynamite… at a highly flammable petroleum refinery… while killer birds attack gunmen on rooftops and a guy in a fedora punches a guy in a sombrero… Or in other words, just another typical Friday for… Continue reading An Atomic Comic!
Tech Support
After spending so much time on the receiving end of mad science, the Blonde in a Red Dress decided to apply that expertise towards a rewarding career as a death ray technician. Atomic Comics #4, by Green Publishing
A Teeming Nation of Nations
The Blonde in a Red Dress celebrates the holiday by helping direct the rest of the Independence Day cosplay pageant in assembling their giant-size American jigsaw puzzle map. Your United States (1946)
Top-Notch Laughs
The Blonde in Red and the superhero Black Hood take a break from their usual action-adventure crime-busting to engage in some wacky slapstick reckless endangerment instead. Top Notch Laugh #31, MLJ
Luck be a Lady
“Lucky Comics” — so named because the Blonde in a Red Dress is in a bad mood and the villains are lucky that she’s letting let them off with just some blunt force head trauma. Lucky Comics #1, Consolidated
Through Hell and Stormoviks!
How she sings as she swings through the air Look below, there’s her field over there With her one chute strap gone She can still carry on Comin’ in on a wing and a prayer Wings Comics #73, Fiction House
“Look! It’s terrific!”
“READ THE STORY INSIDE!” This comic book has reached the point where its cover tagline hyperbole feels as desperate for attention as an early dial-up era webpage with an animated GIF with blinking text that says “Click Here!” Pep Comics #29, MLJ