Flags vs Tombstones
The Blonde in Red really should have learned by now to stay away from graveyards. Our Flag Comics #5, Ace Magazines
Webcomics from Cover Gallery
Golden Age Cover Gallery of the Blonde in a Red Dress
Featuring America’s Fighting Nemesis of Crime
Hurry up, kid! The tiger looks hungry! Black Terror #2, Pines
The Bouncer
A hero leaps into action as The Blonde in Red recoils in horror! (Not entirely sure if her horror is because she’s being threatened by gun-toting gangsters, or because she just noticed there’s a man in a very tiny skirt leaping over her head.) The Bouncer #13, Fox Features
Vanishing Cream
Stretching the rules for inclusion on this blog, as the blondeness of the invisible wearer of the Red Dress cannot be determined. But at least there’s still a Blonde and a Red Dress together on the cover. Suzie Comics #49, MLJ
United States Secret Service Agent?
Another name to add to her list of aliases! According to her exceptionally large ID card, the undercover Blonde in a Red Dress was going by the name of “Jane Dickson” prior to being captured by… um… a Nazi, a Japanese soldier with vampire fangs, and some guy with a green skull for a head?… Continue reading United States Secret Service Agent?
The Clown is Back Again!
The Blonde in a Red Dress, pinned beneath rubble (and cover blurbs), is waiting to be rescued by costumed heroes, who are themselves tied up and waiting for yet another hero to rescue them too? No wonder the robot in the background is watching this farce play out with haunted, deer-in-the-headlight eyes. Alas, if only… Continue reading The Clown is Back Again!
Four Against One
C’mon heroes! You had one job! And yet you let the Blonde in a Red Dress get rescued from one rampaging robot just in time to get captured by another rampaging robot! 4Favorites #9, Ace
Dance, ballerina, dance
Sadly, I’m not culturally literate enough to properly make highbrow jokes about ballet, or classical violin, or… whatever the heck that checkerboard guy is supposed to represent. Suspense Comics #7, Continental
Turnabout is fair play
Considering how many times the Blonde in a Red Dress has had to play the damsel in distress for the heroes, it’s only fair that she gets to rescue them every now and then too. Black Hood Comics #18, MLJ/Archie
Backseat Driver
I’m not sure I’d exactly call that expression a smile, but “Smirking Jack” just doesn’t have the same ring to it. At least the Blonde in a Red Dress seems to be enjoying herself. Smilin’ Jack (Four-Color #10), by Dell