The ubiquitous cover girl of the Golden Age of comics!
In this issue of “True Life Secrets”, the Blonde in a Red Dress tries to stop her boyfriend from reading an issue of “True Life Secrets” about how the Blonde in a Red Dress tries to stop her boyfriend from reading an issue of “True Life Secrets” about how the Blonde in a Red Dress… Continue reading Neverending Story Loop
They’re going to be very embarrassed and disappointed when they find out she’s not being coy or using a euphemism — she actually really does just want some air in the dang bicycle tires already! Junie Prom #4, Dearfield
Death itself looks on confusedly, distracted by how weirdly lumpy and off-center their word balloons are. Exposed v1 #1, DS Publishing
The Blonde in a Red Dress warned the carnival that their new Interpretive-Ballroom-Dance-and-Quick-Draw-Skeet-Shooting act wasn’t ready for prime time. The Black Terror #21, Pines
“I ran around”… looking for a marriage counselor who didn’t insist on live-broadcasting our sessions to a nationwide radio audience. Mr Anthony’s Love Clinic v1 #1, Hillman
The Blonde in Red glares at the home invasion robber who deserves jail not just for his crimes, but also for the fashion offense of combining a yellow tie, purple shirt, orange jacket and green hat. The Black Terror #24, Pines
Tired of playing “damsel in distress” roles, the Blonde in a Red Dress takes out her frustrations on the superhero-racetrack-for-rocket-propelled-motorbikes. America’s Best Comics #26, Pines
When not busy being a cover model, the Blonde in a Red Dress also works as a cover artist. America’s Best Comics #27, Pines
You’d never see the Batmobile getting a parking ticket like this. America’s Best Comics #28, Pines
That’s a mighty cheerful smile for a comic about a “foolish heart” that “nobody loved” and wants to “escape from memories”. Sweet Love #1, Harvey