The ubiquitous cover girl of the Golden Age of comics!
Not sure why the bamboo walls of the hut are red, but it allowed our heroine to try avoiding her captor’s attention by blending into the background using the inherent stealth camouflage of her Red Dress. Fight Comics #20, Fiction House
The Blonde in a Red Dress takes a nap while her jungle friend plays a game of whack-a-mole(man) Prize Comics #46, Prize
Did “Indiana” have a sister named “Cairo”? Miss Cairo Jones #1, Croydon
As a teenager, the Blonde in a Red Dress had trained her dog to screen out prospective suitors. Girls Crystal 528 (UK)
These crime comics can be so formulaic. But sometimes the characters have great chemistry. Dynamic Comics #11, Chesler
“Who was the blonde gun-moll who fought the cops all the way to protect her worthless man?” Whoever she was… she looks mean! True Crime v1#3, Magazine Village
The Blonde in a Red Dress tried her hand at superheroics in the role of Lightning Girl, but found herself upstaged by the grotesqueries on display for what is apparently shaping up to be “Ugly Face Week”. Four Favorites #14, Ace
In an early career victory for the Blonde in a Red Dress, she won the role of “Betty” in the early Archie series, in which she would– Oh my gosh, kill it! Kill it with fire! Pep Comics #48, MLJ
Whew! The Blonde in Red seems to have made it through “Ugly Face Week”, so now we can finally relax with some lighthearted humor in the role of “Suzie” as she– Aaaaugh! No! Just, no! Suzie #50, MLJ
Sure, chasing after a witch’s hoard sounds like it’s all fun and games when you’re a precocious schoolgirl. But you’re also likely to end up cursed to spend the rest of your adult life dodging spooks and weirdoes like a certain Blonde in a Red Dress who shall remain nameless (except for when she’s named… Continue reading Rivals for the Witch’s Hoard