Tired of playing “damsel in distress” roles, the Blonde in a Red Dress takes out her frustrations on the superhero-racetrack-for-rocket-propelled-motorbikes.
America’s Best Comics #26, Pines
Posts authored by Kevin Yong
Midriff Pajamas?
The Blonde in Red glares at the home invasion robber who deserves jail not just for his crimes, but also for the fashion offense of combining a yellow tie, purple shirt, orange jacket and green hat.
The Black Terror #24, Pines
Photo Fridays: Long time listener, first time co-host
“I ran around”… looking for a marriage counselor who didn’t insist on live-broadcasting our sessions to a nationwide radio audience.
Mr Anthony’s Love Clinic v1 #1, Hillman
Is that a cowgirl cheerleader marching band uniform?
The Blonde in a Red Dress warned the carnival that their new Interpretive-Ballroom-Dance-and-Quick-Draw-Skeet-Shooting act wasn’t ready for prime time.
The Black Terror #21, Pines
“Corpses Cash and Carry”?
Death itself looks on confusedly, distracted by how weirdly lumpy and off-center their word balloons are.
Exposed v1 #1, DS Publishing
Airheads
They’re going to be very embarrassed and disappointed when they find out she’s not being coy or using a euphemism — she actually really does just want some air in the dang bicycle tires already!
Junie Prom #4, Dearfield
Neverending Story Loop
In this issue of “True Life Secrets”, the Blonde in a Red Dress tries to stop her boyfriend from reading an issue of “True Life Secrets” about how the Blonde in a Red Dress tries to stop her boyfriend from reading an issue of “True Life Secrets” about how the Blonde in a Red Dress tries to stop her boyfriend from reading an issue of “True Life Secrets”…
True Life Secrets #11, Charlton
Photo Fridays: Sailors Were Her Weakness
So whose weakness was the bicycle basket full of puppies?
Teen-Age Diary Secrets #4, St. John
True Crime Stories of Vicious Female Killers!
The Blonde in a Red Dress as “Belle Gunness: Murderess!”
Crimes by Women #2, Fox Features
And stay out!
The dressing room of the Blonde in a Red Dress is off limits for door-to-door knife salesmen, no matter how fancy they dress up.
The Fighting Yank #24, Pines