The ubiquitous cover girl of the Golden Age of comics!
The Blonde in Red spends the day at the fair relaxing out of her typical solid red uniform, and trying out an eye-searing mashup of checkerboard polkadots instead. (No wonder the poor kid holding the prize ribbon is so confused; he’s probably been half-blinded by the fashion mashup.)
Hickory #5, Quality
How in the world does she keep a dagger in her garter while avoiding snags in her stockings? The Blonde in a Red Dress possesses many secret talents.
Spirit #22, Quality
The Blonde in a Red Dress wisely decides to back away slowly and pretend she doesn’t know either the gun-toting mystery menace or the heroes with the clownish ethnic stereotype sidekick.
Blackhawk #31, Quality
All the Blonde in a Red Dress wanted from her beach trip was a fun day at the boardwalk, maybe practice a little hula dancing, but no… her friends insisted on hanging out with the pirate cosplay re-enactment club instead.
Buccaneers #19, Quality
“Darling, will we be as happy on The Great White Way as we’ve been here in this dark featureless void?”
Broadway Romances #3, Quality
When three consecutive relationships all ended in tears and heartbreak, our heroine finally took a brutally honest look at the one common element… And so she vowed not to wear her unlucky red polka-dot dress again.
Hearth Throbs #23, Quality Comics
“One day he will come to his senses… HE MUST!”
Love Secrets #32, Quality
The Blonde in a Red Dress finally realizes this relationship was a mistake, after the distracting glow of game nights, flowers, and dates at the ice cream shop have faded.
Love Confessions #27, Quality
No, the years aren’t actually slipping by… it’s just that Thanksgiving family dinners can sometimes feel like years.
Diary Loves #30, Quality
Sleeping in a derby hat is obviously not a good way to impress a fashionable “dream girl in red”.
All Humor Comics #6, Quality