Ouch. “Encountering disaster” seems a rather harsh euphemism for her boyfriend’s new haircut.
Love Confessions #7, Quality
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Darn Dirty Gape
“Why can’t they leave us alone? They’re always around! Oh Johnny, I just want your arms around me with no one to gape at us!”
Love Confessions #32, Quality
I Don’t Know Art, But I Know What I Like
To paraphrase Nietzsche, “if you gaze too long into a pretentious art gallery, the pretentious art gallery also gazes into you.”
Torchy #2, Quality
The Blonde in a Red (Polka-Dot) Dress: Adventure on the Bounding Main
In addition to art classes, our heroine had also signed up for “Swashbuckling Pirate Yarns” (she thought the name was referring to a knitting club.)
Buccaneers #24, Quality Comics
Pulsating Tales!
The Blonde in a Red Dress cannot be denied the excitement she craves (which apparently involves hallucinations of tiny faces wearing unfashionable hats.)
Campus Loves #2, Quality Comics
Harrowing!
Sorry, but “The Villainous Pirate Snuff” doesn’t quite have the same ring as “The Dread Pirate Roberts”
Buccaneers #22, Quality
Not Falling For Your Fancy Talk
I Sent The Man I Love Into Combat!
The Blonde in a Red Dress lives in an alternate timeline where a weepy auburn-haired woman was the Commander-In-Chief of the United States Armed Forces?
True War Romances #10, Quality Comics
“Stirring Tales of Alluring Women and the Men Who Were Their Heart Throbs”
The skeptical/bored faces of the cover models don’t really seem to match the claims of the book’s tagline.
Heart Throbs #3, Quality
He Wasn’t Really Mine
I can sympathize with the Blonde in a Red Dress trying to drown her sorrows in a giant ice cream sundae, but what I can’t quite figure out is her odd fashion choices on this cover.
Love Letters #32, Quality Comics