The Blonde in Red glares at the home invasion robber who deserves jail not just for his crimes, but also for the fashion offense of combining a yellow tie, purple shirt, orange jacket and green hat.
The Black Terror #24, Pines
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Is that a cowgirl cheerleader marching band uniform?
The Blonde in a Red Dress warned the carnival that their new Interpretive-Ballroom-Dance-and-Quick-Draw-Skeet-Shooting act wasn’t ready for prime time.
The Black Terror #21, Pines
Crime Does Not Co-Pay
Crime does not pay… for insurance premiums or deductibles.
Crime Does Not Pay #49, Lev Gleason
All according to plan
I can’t believe the bad guy fell for the ol’ “Distract-the-hooded-cultist-with-a-girl-in-a-skimpy-harem-outfit-while-the-hero-sneaks-up-and-pulls-a-gun-on-him” trick.
The Black Terror #20, Pines
The Blonde in a Red (Floral Print) Dress: Follow That Car!
I think the reluctant driver is really just stalling for time until the artist can find better reference material for drawing automobiles, if the weird angles and shape of their vehicular setpiece is any indication.
Exposed v1 #5, DS Publishing
Designated Hostage
The Blonde in Red discovers that being a superhero is hard work. Unless you can pass yourself off as a damsel in distress, in which case you can have plausible deniability to sit back and make your teammates do all the work.
America’s Best Comics #24, Pines
Masque of the Red Dress
Back in the early days, a hero could get by with having their costume insignia simply be their initials rotated by 90 degrees.
Exciting Comics #53, Pines
No, I don’t want to check my carry on bags!
The villains soon discovered that as payback for being kidnapped and pushed out an airplane, the Blonde in a Red Dress made off with just about everything that wasn’t nailed down.
Wings Comics #96, Fiction House
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll make an exception
After seeing the lumpy-faced villain sharing the cover with her, the Blonde in a Red Dress gets the embarassing realization that while that she’s supposed to be in an aviation adventure comic, she somehow must have wandered onto the set of a Dick Tracy comic by mistake. Oops!
Wings Comics #82, Fiction House
He only needs one name
“An Ex-G.I. Unmasks A New Racket” is the name of the latest interpretive dance performance art by the Blonde in a Red Dress and the artist known only as “Hank”.
Hank (1946) by Pentagon Publishing