The Blonde in Red doesn’t suffer from a phobia of elevators… but sometimes she’s the cause of it.
Suzie #54, MLJ
Posts categoriezed as Humor
Expecting an important call
With only a few minor tweaks, the famous old “Blonde in a Red Dress gets herself fired over improper use of the telephone” vaudeville act could easily be updated for a modern audience.
Suzie Comics #52, MLJ
Something More Unusual
Whew! The Blonde in Red seems to have made it through “Ugly Face Week”, so now we can finally relax with some lighthearted humor in the role of “Suzie” as she– Aaaaugh! No! Just, no!
Suzie #50, MLJ
Archie Has The Innsmouth Look
In an early career victory for the Blonde in a Red Dress, she won the role of “Betty” in the early Archie series, in which she would– Oh my gosh, kill it! Kill it with fire!
Pep Comics #48, MLJ
It’s in the wash
The usually stylish Blonde in a Red Dress Shirt hangs her head in shame over her lack of a matching red skirt.
(Don’t worry, she’ll be back in uniform next week!)
Top Notch Laugh Comics #36, MLJ
Top-Notch Laughs
The Blonde in Red and the superhero Black Hood take a break from their usual action-adventure crime-busting to engage in some wacky slapstick reckless endangerment instead.
Top Notch Laugh #31, MLJ
Zoot!
The Blonde in a Red Dress has played lots of roles where she had to do her own stunts, but thankfully very few where she had to dress up in anthropomorphic cartoon funny animal costumes for an off-brand wacky “laugh-fest of gaily colored comics”.
Zoot Comics #2, by Fox
Un-Lucky Dog
The Blonde in a Red Dress seems a little too gleefully amused by the fact that her demon-eyed pet has snapped its tether and looks ready to start a frenzied dog fight.
Lucky Comics #4, Consolidated
Vanishing Cream
Stretching the rules for inclusion on this blog, as the blondeness of the invisible wearer of the Red Dress cannot be determined. But at least there’s still a Blonde and a Red Dress together on the cover.
Suzie Comics #49, MLJ
A Sensational New Laugh Character
In an example of the lengths she’ll go in pursuit of her craft, the Blonde in a Red Dress spent months with a physical trainer bulking up for her role as “Daffy the Woman Wrestler”.
(Her agent originally promised her she’d be co-starring with “The Spirit”, but behind-the-scenes politics at the studio eventually led to a last-minute replacement with B-list hero “Midnight” as a stand-in.)
Smash Comics #41, Quality