“Can’t”? We’ll see about that. The Blonde in a Red Dress doesn’t like being told what to do.
Lovers’ Lane #9, by Lev Gleason
Posts authored by Kevin Yong
I Thought You Two Were Engaged?
Aaaaaaaaawkward!
Pictorial Romances #6, by St. John
Love Adrift
Nice to see that the Blonde in Red didn’t let her prior bad experiences at sea prevent her from chasing “ideal romances” of “perfect love”.
Perfect Love #10, by Ziff Davis
Daring Actions in Hazardous Tasks
The Blonde in a Red Dress was having adventures even from a very young age.
New Heroic Comics #64, by Eastern Color Publishing
The Monster of Zollmort Castle
But look — That grave!
We’ve already seen green werewolves, green vampires, green space blobs, green zombies, and green ghouls. So sure, why not a green ex-husband at this point?
Mysterious Adventures #4, by Story Comics
It Isn’t Easy Being Green
The Blonde in Red returns from vacation… only to run into the exact same parade of green monsters that the Redhead in Yellow had been dealing with for the past couple weeks.
Mysterious Adventures #2, by Story
TGIF?
Having been worn out from filling in for the vacationing Blonde in Red, the Redhead in Yellow took a short nap is now ready for the weekend. (Either that, or ready to audition for a job as a late-night TV horror movie hostess.)
And look! Green skulls! This cover continues the “monsters unusually colored green” theme of the past few days.
Journey Into Fear #5, by Superior Comics
Terror That Stalks By Night!
A green werewolf, green vampire, green alien blob monster… sure, why not a green zombie?
Meanwhile, the Redhead in Yellow is exhausted for filling in for the Blonde in Red, and decides to take a quick nap.
The Unseen #9, by Standard Comics
No, no it can’t be! It’s not Real!
I bet the Redhead in Yellow will be glad when the Blonde in Red comes back from vacation. Until then, after a green werewolf and green vampire, what’s left besides a green… um… whatever that is?
Adventures into the Unknown #46, ACG