According to legend, the Blonde in a Red Dress travels the world on Christmas Eve, bringing updated paperwork to all the good little boys and girls.
PS: The Preventive Maintenance Monthly #62, 1957
Posts authored by Kevin Yong
Bling
Yes, the Blonde in a Red Dress certainly looks “lovelorn” on this cover.
Lovelorn #33, by ACG
Action! Love! Thrills!
Nothing says “true secrets of love and romance” like a good ol’ fashioned love triangle brawl at the roller derby.
Boy Loves Girl #30, by Lev Gleason
Oops, sorry, wrong genre.
It was a dark and stormy knight. Suddenly, a shot rang out!
Bobby Benson’s B-Bar-B Riders #18, by Magazine Enterprises
Nitro by Candlelight
Yikes! This seems like a harsh punishment just for breaking the “Red Only” dress code.
Suspense Detective #4, by Fawcett
This Date Idea Is Doomed
Considering her previous experiences, the Blonde in Red really needs to just accept that romantic dates on a boat ride never seem to turn out well.
Web of Evil #1, by Quality
Firebird? Sweet!
Before the now-familiar children’s novel underwent extensive rewrites, the Blonde in a Red Dress was going to have a starring role in an early draft of Harry Potter and the Phoneix Who Gives Orders.
The Beyond #18, by Ace
Look and look well!
The Blonde in a Red Dress has reckless disregard for spoiler warnings.
The Beyond #15, by Ace
Driving in a Winter Wonderland
The Blonde in Red supplements her holiday income by running a winter driving school (where a quick way to get expelled is to make a “watch out for dangerous curves” road sign joke.)
PS: The Preventative Maintenance Monthly #170
Road Rage
Uh oh! The Blonde in a Red Dress has reached her breaking point in dealing with holiday traffic! Clear the streets! (And the sidewalks!)
Authentic Police Cases #25, by St John