The Blonde in a Red Dress is offended that her would-be kidnappers think she’s only worth a mere one million decimars.
Strange Worlds #9, by Avon
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Aw, Curt!
Wait… did the Blonde in Red end up marrying the not-evil brother of the evil gangster from our previous comic cover?
Crime and Justice #10, by Charlton
No Dame Can Pull The Wool Over Flash Halliday’s Eyes
I think Mr. Halliday will end up surprised at just how adept the Blonde in a Red Dress can be when it comes to heist caper wool-pulling.
Fugitives From Justice #5, by St. John
This sandbag will sing him to sleep
It’s a simple equation: Set-Up For Robbery + Murder By Accident = Punch-Board Profits!
Authentic Police Cases #23, by St. John
Listen to the MP, soldier!
The caption box title was obviously truncated. I’m sure it meant to say “I Was An Army Camp Pick-Up Truck Driver“, and the reason the soldiers are warned off from dating her is because it would interfere with her delivery schedule on base.
Teen-Age Romances #15, by St.John
Here Comes Quigley and Beals
OK, I’m starting to see where the interservice rivalry within the military comes from.
Fighting Leathernecks #5, by Toby
Gathering ‘Round the Radio
The Blonde in a Red Dress hates it when people start the Veteran’s Day party early without her.
Preventative Maintenance Monthly #132
In Norm’s Embrace I Was Unaware
From the utterly bored look on the face of the Blonde In Red, I’m assuming that her boyfriend is on probation from the remedial education program at the “College For Kisses”.
Love Letters #25, by Quality
Conforms to the Comics Code!
The Blonde in a Red Dress tries out for the new Olympic sport of synchronized shark swimming.
Buster Crabbe #6, by Eastern Color
Clang!
That’s it, no more roughhousing, the Halloween party is over!
The Purple Claw #1, by Toby